[taco]

Originally Posted by daiseyduked

lol

I really do miss these posts. moor pleez.

Originally Posted by Ricky L.

Oh okay. This coming from the guy who thinks a good avatar for Taco is a cumming penis.

Just for the record that will not be the winning submission.

Originally Posted by ßü††|맧

Right, for taco not me.
You're not too bright, are you?

What the fuck do you mean by "for taco"?

[AnnonUSA]

Why does shiVers think everyone is a Ham Slammer?

[Gag]

Originally Posted by pube

gag, you havnt even hit 1000 posts. Oh yeah, not to mention you are a 17 year old faggot. ricky L is 10x cooler than you are. You are cooler than Dan though, I give you that.

Da hell with you sausage fingers, you calling me a faggot for being a youngin and having a low post count is irrelevant big time, whereas me calling a fat guy sausage fingers is totally relevant.

And for the record, Dan is a good man, and thorough.

[pube]

Originally Posted by Gag

Da hell with you sausage fingers, you calling me a faggot for being a youngin and having a low post count is irrelevant big time, whereas me calling a fat guy sausage fingers is totally relevant.

And for the record, Dan is a good man, and thorough.

You havn't fully grasped miidaj if that's what you think Joey....omg its another Joey!! Gag should have a user tag that says resident minor so everybody knows. Also, my fingers are non-sausage like.

[ßü††|맧]

Originally Posted by AnnonUSA

Why does shiVers think everyone is a Ham Slammer?

1. Why does that make me lol?

2. I believe shiver has some repressed issues related to his own sexuality. What those issues are I really don't know.

[ßü††|맧]

Originally Posted by taco

Just for the record that will not be the winning submission.

But I already spent the scrill!

[TheBagman]

Originally Posted by pube

my fingers are non-sausage like.

Mega sausage like. I had them and a sausage in my ass, I can feel the difference, and there isn't much.

[modest moose]

I think we need Dr Phil in this thread

[Gag]

Originally Posted by pube

You havn't fully grasped miidaj if that's what you think Joey....omg its another Joey!! Gag should have a user tag that says resident minor so everybody knows. Also, my fingers are non-sausage like.

O RLY?!

I saw your profile picture, and unless the camera added ten pounds to your fingers, you my good fellow have got sausage fingaz.

[ßü††|맧]

Originally Posted by Gag

Never happened, worst shot to date was one that landed directly on the mousepad.

tube sock

[Gag]

I hear they work like a charm.
Fuck that would be uncomfy, not to mention you'd be picking sock lint off the tip of your John Dellenger, not a good scene.

[Sheriff Beuford T. Justic]

I just went through the most akward experience of my lifetime, hands down.
Alright, so you know when you're jacking off and your cat or dog catches a glimpse? You know that akward feeling you get? It doesn't even compare!

Just moments ago I went to Redtube, and was having my afternoon glory and just seconds after busting my nut I heard some voices outside the window behind me (I didn't realize the blinds were wide open), and a bunch of these neighborhood kids are standing around outside the window, I'm not sure if they were all watching me or what, but this one kid (who's my friends little bro) was giving me that deer in the headlights look, just gawking at me with my dick in my hand.

Goddamn that was akward, 9 year old fucking creepers, peeping in my windows and shit, I can only hope those little bastards end up with night terrors for the rest of their youth, that'll teach 'em to be a peeping Thomas.

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!

[Dr. Phil]

Originally Posted by pube

Also, my fingers are non-sausage like.

Gag is right, I have seen your pics and they are very much like sausages, and I want to eat them. Remember that losing weight requires a change in thought and behavior, so set goals for your emotions and weight. Don't just set vague goals like, "I want to lose some weight." Be specific: How much weight do you want to lose? How do you want to feel? Close your eyes and visualize yourself after you've reached those goals. Use this visualization to feel commitment and inner strength.

Originally Posted by Gag

Goddamn that was akward, 9 year old fucking creepers, peeping in my windows and shit, I can only hope those little bastards end up with night terrors for the rest of their youth, that'll teach 'em to be a peeping Thomas.

Nine year old creeps? I think it's you who has the problem kiddo. You don't should be locked up, you're too sick to even comment on.

Originally Posted by modest moose

I think we need Dr Phil in this thread

Hey sexy, I feel wanted. Wanna get some coffee and then maybe sex in the Wal-Mart parking lot? Call me

[Gag]

Phil McGraw, for a man with more degrees than a thermometer, you'z is dumb.