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12-12-2005, 05:20 PM
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| DrugFace  Frank is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Left on the vodka, right on the marlboros..
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  | I live directly across the road from a Catholic Primary School The question is, how do I best take advantage of the situation? Current Facts: - I don't particularly like Jesus - I do particularly like kids - The school contains effigies of Jesus - The school contains many kids - My cupboard can hold approx. 5 decent sized children - I'm not currently wearing any shoes - I am currently wearing pants What to do... | ||||
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12-12-2005, 05:27 PM
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| Blunt Man  falnsenseofpryde is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Jersey
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   | Re: I live directly across the road from a Catholic Primary School first, take your pants off, expand he cupboard to hold atleast 10 children, one fat asian one next, put your shoes on, run over there screaming rape rape rape, grab as many as you can handle and bring them to your house. play games with them get them drunk.. finger there assholes afterwards fuck them if youd like, make sure you use a condom so the cops cant trace your semen next.. kill them, dump the bodys on the east side of the river begind your house. after that. get high | ||||
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12-12-2005, 05:31 PM
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| fucc that and fucc you scarymoose is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: new york
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 | Re: I live directly across the road from a Catholic Primary School 1. wear a hood and carry a large skinning knife, stand outside and stare at the school menacingly while the children go inside or something then go back inside until its time for them to leave. 2. offer the little kids candy. when they come inside, shove them inside a hole you dig and force them to put on lotion for a few days, then kill them and make a flesh suit. 3. put out a festive cheery santa decoration hanging by a noose | ||||
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12-12-2005, 05:36 PM
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| Mod Of The Asian  smoke_the_dank is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the boonies of oregon
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 | Re: I live directly across the road from a Catholic Primary School When theyre all outside stand just off the school property and scream "THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUSE" or whatever you blimey bastards call him | ||||
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12-12-2005, 05:40 PM
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| DrugFace Frank is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Left on the vodka, right on the marlboros..
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| Re: I live directly across the road from a Catholic Primary School we call him santa you pikey bastards call him ST NICK, no? | ||||
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12-12-2005, 05:49 PM
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| Mod Of The Asian smoke_the_dank is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the boonies of oregon
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| Re: I live directly across the road from a Catholic Primary School Start hanging out around the school. Talk to yourself and fight people who arent there. just act as disturbed as you can. around here the cops cant do anything about it if youre nuts cause its public. but I dont know how things are for you greasy ass englishmen. | ||||
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12-12-2005, 05:59 PM
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| DrugFace Frank is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Left on the vodka, right on the marlboros..
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| Re: I live directly across the road from a Catholic Primary School i brush my teeth, thank you..  | ||||
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12-12-2005, 06:15 PM
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| Blunt Man falnsenseofpryde is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Jersey
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| Re: I live directly across the road from a Catholic Primary School yeah, with sludge! | ||||
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