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04-22-2006, 02:26 PM
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| internet meme  pube is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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    | I might die soon. Im doing some seasonal work at my old work at this photography place, helping them do yearbooks and shit. Anyways, since I've been gone the lady that owns the place hired this meathead named Ken. He's the biggest douche man. He's like Biff from back to the future meets white trash/bad style. He's got like a dodge ram with the lights mounted on top with smiley covers thats been lifted like 2 feet. He wears MC hammer parachute pants everyday, he has a handlebar mustache, kiss tattoos and other gay tatoos. he lets everybody know he doesnt wear underwear by wearing white see-through parachute pants. Anyways, this guy is buff as fuck, wearing tank tops to show that shit off and such. He heard me talking shit about him, everybody thinks hes a retard its funny. He told me i better shut the fuck up at work and i was like "ooooook ken". But today i was out with my friend on the other side of town and we saw him in his truck and he saw me and chased us for like 20 minutes but we finally lost him. I'm afraid hes going to pick me up next time he sees me and break me in half. What should i do, if i dont figure out anything im going to die. | ||||
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04-22-2006, 02:43 PM
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| fuck this  Andrew Dice Clay is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006
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 | Re: I might die soon. fuck his motha. thats what i'd do | ||||
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04-22-2006, 03:11 PM
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| Amateur [hEAf_Co] is Offline Join Date: Feb 2006
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 | Re: I might die soon. i'd get some homies and go jump his ass.. If not that, then bluff - start threatening to kick his ass.. | ||||
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04-22-2006, 04:04 PM
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| Amateur  |love-weed| is Offline Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: maine
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  | Re: I might die soon. tell him you really think hes a jerk. its your opinion, if he doesnt like it then fuck him. talking shit behind his back, and to people at work might not have been the best idea, but as soon as he finds out everyone thinks hes a douche the sooner he'll stop being a douche. the saying "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" all bullshit, you could make this huge tough guy feel like a peanut just buy telling him what you think of him. | ||||
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04-22-2006, 04:08 PM
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| internet meme pube is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: I might die soon. no dude, hes not smart enough to have one of thise intelectual convos instead of kicking my ass. | ||||
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04-22-2006, 04:13 PM
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| fucc that and fucc you scarymoose is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: new york
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 | Re: I might die soon. carry a big knife or a gun | ||||
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04-22-2006, 04:19 PM
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| Blunt Man  falnsenseofpryde is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Jersey
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 | Re: I might die soon. yeah you said you had a knife diodnt you? just stab him in the chest and tyhen ask him if he wants another | ||||
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04-22-2006, 04:19 PM
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| He makes me all tingley inside;)<3  daiseyduked is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: canada
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    | Re: I might die soon. damn that sucks......idk what to tell ya........don't let him scare you......if he goes for a shot, kick him in the balls......and book it.. | ||||
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04-22-2006, 04:20 PM
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| internet meme pube is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: I might die soon. i dont know if that will do anything daisy, the guy looks like hes done steroids before | ||||
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04-22-2006, 05:29 PM
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| Fucking Brutal  elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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 | Re: I might die soon. Just bend his big monkey ass over then counter and start dry humping him if he mouths of bust him in the teeth. He'll get the idea of who the head nigga is! | ||||
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04-22-2006, 06:30 PM
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| suck my balls  DiscoJoey is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: I might die soon. Originally Posted by taco
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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04-22-2006, 06:31 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing  AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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| Re: I might die soon. Is this just another excuse to leave another Job? | ||||
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04-22-2006, 07:31 PM
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| internet meme pube is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: I might die soon. haha no annon, this job is cool, real laid back and its only temporary. I do the easiest fucking work and get paid 50$ a day, im gonna work there thursdays and fridays for like 4 weeks, that means 400$ weed party | ||||
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04-22-2006, 07:32 PM
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| He makes me all tingley inside;)<3 daiseyduked is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: canada
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| Re: I might die soon. ahh to be young again.. | ||||
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04-22-2006, 07:36 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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| Re: I might die soon. Footloose and fancy free! | ||||
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04-22-2006, 08:05 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing |
