i think i have a super power

Boondock · 06-07-2005, 04:42 PM

it's about to rain here and my back is hurting way worse than it usually does. happens every time it's about to rain.

apparently i have a mutation that lets me sense rain. why couldn't i walk through walls or fly or at least have some adamantium bones.....

Del420 · 06-07-2005, 04:45 PM

what about x-ray vision?

Boondock · 06-07-2005, 04:46 PM

nah....don't need that. i'm married.

walking through shit would poan though

Del420 · 06-07-2005, 04:47 PM

Telekinesis would be my superpower of choice

Luke · 06-07-2005, 04:48 PM

sorry boon but someone else already has this superhero power

Ta'veren · 06-07-2005, 04:48 PM

yea dude, telekinesis would be great. You could make yourself fly around.

Boondock · 06-07-2005, 04:48 PM

if i had my choice i would probably go with super strength....you could do a lot of shit with that..at least the shit i'd want to get away with

Boondock · 06-07-2005, 04:48 PM

i hope i live as long as that old brush

Del420 · 06-07-2005, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by Luke

sorry boon but someone else already has this superhero power

lmfao, looks like a fuckign wood troll

Luke · 06-07-2005, 04:50 PM

i got into a really awesome stoned conversation with my 3 buddies one day cruising around smoking...the coolest would be invisibility, making time stop, or walk through walls

Ta'veren · 06-07-2005, 04:52 PM

what if you had a superpower that made every hot girl around you instantly want you. That would be sweet

Del420 · 06-07-2005, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Ta'veren

what if you had a superpower that made every hot girl around you instantly want you. That would be sweet

yes... that would be very sweet

Boondock · 06-07-2005, 04:54 PM

she looks like the fucking crypt keeper

Jugador · 06-07-2005, 04:56 PM

i think teleportation would be a good ass super power also. first thing i'd do is teleport myself into a bank safe and teleport out with the money.

Del420 · 06-07-2005, 04:56 PM

Hahahahaha

Ta'veren · 06-07-2005, 04:57 PM

unless your teleportation powers had limitations like those of nightcrawler

Del420 · 06-07-2005, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by Jugador

i think teleportation would be a good ass super power also. first thing i'd do is teleport myself into a bank safe and teleport out with the money.

I like that plan.. You should send me a slice!

Boondock · 06-07-2005, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by Ta'veren

unless your teleportation powers had limitations like those of nightcrawler

you can still do a lot with that

Ta'veren · 06-07-2005, 05:50 PM

true.

adamBC · 06-07-2005, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Boondock

it's about to rain here and my back is hurting way worse than it usually does. happens every time it's about to rain.

apparently i have a mutation that lets me sense rain. why couldn't i walk through walls or fly or at least have some adamantium bones.....

um... the bones were put there, he wasnt born with them... duh.

but that would be cool...

Ta'veren · 06-07-2005, 07:28 PM

and the only reason he survived the attachment of the adamantium was because of his amazing healing powers.

Mustard · 06-07-2005, 08:26 PM

Flatulent Man is the greatest super hero ever.

Boffin · 06-08-2005, 09:42 AM

Out of all the superhero powers I've had in my dreams heatvision, lightningthrowing, telekinesis and having huge-assed wings are always the best. Being able to bitch-slap someone with a 6-foot wing and then fly away is awesome.

Lucian · 06-08-2005, 09:49 AM

I can take a one of my special go go gadget pills and my dick will stay hard for HOURS! Does that count? Cause then I can use it to do all sorts of kewl stuff like pick locks or use it to give lost people directions "Want you want to do, see, is go down this street 5 blocks and then take a left and then take a hard right!"