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04-21-2006, 11:44 AM
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| senile, amoral crackpot  dan, muthafucka! is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toronto
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   | I thought I was the first one to try this... APRIL 19--Meet Philip Winikoff. The 76-year-old Florida man was arrested this morning and charged with sexual battery after he posed as a doctor and went door-to-door--black doctor's bag in hand--offering women free breast exams. According to a Broward County Sheriff's Office report, two women--ages 33 and 36--fell for the scam, which Winikoff allegedly ran in Lauderdale Lakes. Charged with several felonies, Winikoff was booked into the sheriff's lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped. Police are now investigating whether other women may have been tricked into impromptu examinations. - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0419062doc1.html what's the world coming to when you cant even look at a pair without being thrown in jail? | ||||
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04-21-2006, 01:29 PM
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| All in all is all we are  elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: punk rock is freedom
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 | Re: I thought I was the first one to try this... I think if the broads wered umb enough too falll for one the oldest joke in the world more power to the guy | ||||
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04-21-2006, 09:19 PM
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| Mean Old Bastard  ßü††|맧 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Willamette Valley
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  | Re: I thought I was the first one to try this... Well good afternoon maam, would you be interested in door to door Man-O-Gram breast cancer examination service? You would? Great, just open your shirt and allow me fondle, I mean examine the girls. | ||||
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04-21-2006, 10:09 PM
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| 20 oz soda for an extra $1.99  FilLaB0NGo7 is Offline Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: InsaneTerrain
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  | Re: I thought I was the first one to try this... Chicago, IL -- Jakub Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further. doyouwannachill: I am away from my computer right now. | ||||
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04-22-2006, 09:44 AM
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| Blunt Man  falnsenseofpryde is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Jersey
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 | Re: I thought I was the first one to try this... you are away from your computer right now | ||||
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