[|love-weed|]

so i end up calling one of my buddies i dont like to smoke with, cuz i was desperate, i called my friend ben. bens a sketchy kid, and when you smoke with him, hes even sketchyier, bens one of those guys whos white, but thinks he black. but he says he can chill so i invite him over, its around 5 and my rents decide to go to there friends house, so there out of the house, sick, we can smoke here. so we pack a fat bowl in my corncob, smoke it, then pack half of another, and smoke that too, and my pipe just got cleaned so were getting nice big hits, hits you'd get off a bong. so we get done with that, its around 6:30. we sit down and pick a dvd to watch, we watch fight club cuz i guess hes never seen it. so were about halfway done with that and i relazie my dog hasnt been let out for awhile, so i go to bring her out and right as i let her go, my pipe falls out of my hand, cuz i was carrying it around, and when it fell, the fuckin dog grabs it in her teeth, and starts running away, i fuckin shit my pants, i was pissed and wasnt about to run after her. so i went back inside, got really pissed, ben was mad cuz i interupted the movie and got the piece lost, so were all being pissed and yelling and i look over at the desk, i see my pipe, it was on the desk, im like, wtf? i could of swarn it was my pipe in her mouth, it was fucked up. it wasnt a lighter, cuz my lighter was in my pocket afterwards, and i didnt have anything in my hand, it was so fucked up. im so fucking stoned right now. bens just sitting at the computer watching the movie, and im here with a beer, pondering on how fucked up this was. i swear on my life, that dog ran off with a corncob pipe

[lostwithoutweed]

that is one fucked up experience, but seems like fun

[Luke]

sounds like the good ole days

[|love-weed|]

im still pondering over this, im so confused, i just got some ice cream, cookies and cream, that was fuckin good as hell. ben just left, he was still blazed as fuck. and when i let my dog back in it didnt have the pipe, so i went outside to look but its to fuckin dark. but who gives a fuck, the pipe i have is inmy pocket.