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Old 07-24-2005, 03:28 PM   #1
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I'm stoned
And horny. I fucking hate Sundays.
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:30 PM   #2
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Re: I'm stoned
sweet...sweet...
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:41 PM   #3
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Re: I'm stoned
My week hasn't been crazy and I've been sitting around smoking by myself all day while all of my friends work doubles. I just wanna get laid. I should have been born a boy, or a less horny girl.
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:41 PM   #4
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Re: I'm stoned
how the hell can u hate sundays?!?!?!?!

if you want to get laid ride down to ga and ill give you a ride.
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:42 PM   #5
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Re: I'm stoned
hahah..

i say take matters into your own hands....
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:45 PM   #6
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Re: I'm stoned
I hate sundays cause I don't have shit to do and all of the people I usually chill work work doubles, so Sundays are just kinda lonely and boring to me.

Gill, long ass drive for a booty call. I mean, if you sucked in bed I'd be pissed I drove so damn far.
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:46 PM   #7
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Re: I'm stoned
well you wont be pissed, i promise. you might even pay me for it.
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:51 PM   #8
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Re: I'm stoned
I would not pay you for sex. No sex is worth paying for. I might buy you dinner or something, but no actual cash would be exchanged. Not that I would drive that far for sex either. But I'm glad you're confident in your abilities.
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:51 PM   #9
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Re: I'm stoned
just stick a cucumber in that thing
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:53 PM   #10
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Re: I'm stoned
I don't fuck food items. That's just depressing.
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:53 PM   #11
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Re: I'm stoned
Originally Posted by AppalledWithMe
I don't fuck food items. That's just depressing.
then fist yourself
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:54 PM   #12
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Re: I'm stoned
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:55 PM   #13
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Re: I'm stoned
You guys are so not helpful.
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:56 PM   #14
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Re: I'm stoned
You're a chick and you can't get laid? Wow, I never thought that would be a problem.
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:56 PM   #15
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did i say 2 fingers? better make it 3.
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:58 PM   #16
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Re: I'm stoned
Originally Posted by Gilligan
did i say 2 fingers? better make it 3.
hahahahahaha!!

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Old 07-24-2005, 03:59 PM   #17
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Re: I'm stoned
Originally Posted by Blix
You're a chick and you can't get laid? Wow, I never thought that would be a problem.
I can get laid. It's just my fuck buddies all work on Sundays too. So again, I hate Sundays.
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Old 07-24-2005, 04:13 PM   #18
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Re: I'm stoned
rub your clit and watch porn
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Old 07-24-2005, 04:18 PM   #19
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Old 07-24-2005, 04:19 PM   #20
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Re: I'm stoned
Originally Posted by AppalledWithMe
I just wanna get laid. I should have been born a boy, or a less horny girl.


... as far as I can tell its a whole hell of a lot easier to get laid if youre a chick. its not like dudes have standards or anything...


fuck buddies? you make it sound like youve got a list of em.

dont get vd or some shit
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Re: I'm stoned
Originally Posted by Bakedastoast420
rub your clit and watch porn

its alot more work than that....
you make it sound so easy...




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Old 07-24-2005, 04:20 PM   #22
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Re: I'm stoned
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hahah..

i say take matters into your own hands....

I was gonna suggest the same thing
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