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| I'm a high school congraduate. | Im working on an idea. Id like to implant a chip in my daughter's head that will electrically shock her whenever she has impure thoughts. Any advice? |
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| Musical Companion The_Egg is Online Join Date: Mar 2007
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: Im working on an idea. every time it shocks her it also wipes out the last 45 mins of memory? | ||||
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| Underachiever Mr Skinner is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Up north, way up, pretty bloody close to the polar beers..
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: Im working on an idea. Well there's most probably a sensor out there measuring moisture...put that in her panties and everytime she's getting the hots she gets a shock... Even works when she farts, I bet... Would involve you tempering with her every knicker, though.. | ||||
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| Musical Companion The_Egg is Online Join Date: Mar 2007
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: Im working on an idea. i also think after the shock ans loss of memory she should bring you a beer or cold drink. | ||||
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| I'm a high school congraduate. | Re: Im working on an idea. yes. cold beer. noted. |
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| internet meme pube is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: Im working on an idea. Im going to get your daughter pregnant before shes 18 taco. Sorry....Dad. | ||||
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| ASSCLOWN | Re: Im working on an idea. ![]() |
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| Hence, my self-loathing | Re: Im working on an idea. Taco once perfected, I need a chip I can program for the wife. So every time she blinks her eyes she wants to have sex with me. |
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| fucc that and fucc you | Re: Im working on an idea. in the southpark movie cartman has the V-chip put inside his brain so he cant swear maybe you could do the same thing only change the settings to whatever you want |
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| I'm a high school congraduate. | Re: Im working on an idea. We are gonna make a bill off this once I get it right, but Ill probably gamble the profits away. |
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| 20 oz soda for an extra $1.99 | Re: Im working on an idea. you're gonna have to get in good with the CIA, they run the mind control chips around here |
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| Where you at dog? TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: Im working on an idea. Have her install one of these bad boys in case pube comes around. | ||||
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| Where you at dog? TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: Im working on an idea. | ||||
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| Fucking Brutal | Re: Im working on an idea. |
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| the szooze button on a smoke alarm |