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12-15-2005, 11:26 AM
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| Freak  Boondock is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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   | interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran Men are superior to women (surah 2:228). Women have half the rights of men: in court witness (surah 2:282) and in inheritance (surah 4:11). A man may punish his wife by beating her (surah 4:34). A man may marry up to four wives at the same time (surah 4:3). A wife is a sex object for her husband (surah 2:223). Muslims must fight until their opponents submit to Islam (surah 9:29). A Muslim must not take a Jew or a a Christian for a friend (surah 5:51). A Muslim apostate must be killed (surah 9:12). Stealing is punished by the amputation of the hands (surah 5:38). Adultery is punished by public flogging (surah 24:2). Resisting Islam is punished by death, crucifixion or the cutting off of the hands and feet (surah 5:33). Fate decides everyone's eternal destination (surah 17:13). Every Muslim will pass through Hell (surah 19:71). Heaven in Islam is the place where a Muslim will be reclining, eating meats and delicious fruits, drinking exquisite wines, and engaging in sex with virgins (surah 55:54- 56) & (surah 52:17,19). | ||||
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12-15-2005, 11:28 AM
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| Rex Rothchild  blunts&teriyaki is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NW USA
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 | Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran pretty fuckin weird shit... but I think the bible and Torah and that shit all got some weird rules too. Organized religion is fucked up period | ||||
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12-15-2005, 11:33 AM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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   | Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran Originally Posted by blunts&teriyaki
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12-15-2005, 11:40 AM
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| mexi  JamaicanHerb is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: South Carolina
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 | Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran my aunt (my moms brothers wife, so no blood) is a total fuckin church freak, and she made him convert to a catholic and my rich ass greatgrandpa took his whole part of the family outta his will for it..... people are nuts when it comes to religion, she started a huge fuckin thing in their church because she wanted to be an usher and shit... i refuse to talk to them now it's been over a year she is a fuckin freak and a half you'll go over and she'll be reading a bible or praying, and if u eat before u pray at their house they flip the fuck out, even my cousins.. i broke off total communication i can't take that shit we'd fight constantly at family functions about my life and how i live it... he used to be cool as shit to, he'd drink all the time, and played football for WVU... now he doesn't drink and raises his kids like fuckin pansies.... church fucks people up mentally | ||||
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12-15-2005, 11:42 AM
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| Blunt Man  falnsenseofpryde is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Jersey
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| Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran fuck thiose towel heads cock suckers | ||||
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12-15-2005, 04:24 PM
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| I Smell Like Light  mooglekexin is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
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 | Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran its never bad until taken to the extreme, and im pretty sure you could find stuff almost as bad in the bibe or any other holy text, except buddhism :) | ||||
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12-15-2005, 04:40 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran yeah right you know those buddists would whoop your ass in the dark... it's all just an act.... | ||||
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12-15-2005, 04:40 PM
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| Rex Rothchild blunts&teriyaki is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NW USA
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| Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran Originally Posted by mooglekexin
I am sure this plenty of worse shit in the Quaran, and the bible, and the jew book, and whatever else. Don't let a book tell u how to live...if there is a God...why do u need a book, a priest, a mullah, or a rabbi to communicate with him. Just open up with him and tell him how u feel. "GOD today I buried another hooker...please please help me to stop this terrible habit...or at least kill them before I bury them" Amen On another note: I saw this shit on the news today about a owl that ate hella weed and they found him high or some such shit unable to fly...so they tested him and surely enough he ate like an oz. of weed or something...I will link the story later when I am not lazy..thought u O RLY fans might like that | ||||
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12-16-2005, 04:21 AM
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| guiltytilidie  plumface2002 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005
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 | Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran ^^^LMAO | ||||
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12-16-2005, 05:01 AM
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| Hence, my self-loathing  AnnonUSA is Online Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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| Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran People that go overboard with Religion are showing their inherent weakness and lack of trust of their own judgement. They need a moral crutch to "guide" them and "protect" them from their own evil thoughts. It's Re-God-Damn-Diculas.... | ||||
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12-16-2005, 12:18 PM
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| Careful with that axe  Ta'veren is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: nowhere
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| Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran those rules are fuckin ridiculous | ||||
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12-16-2005, 01:49 PM
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| stoner granny  stoned jude is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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 | Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran O RLEY | ||||
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12-16-2005, 02:39 PM
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| shakedown street  smokeythebear is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: baltimore
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 | Re: interesting passages from the toilet paper roll...i mean the qu'ran all i have to say is FUCK RELIGION | ||||
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