[maggit]

Oooh the terror!!...

Is it just me....or has anyone else noticed that the Iranian Nuclear Crisis appears to be
about a couple of guys in paper suits 'n masks with their evil barrel....

Seriously, every time its on the news there's like half a dozen guys in surgical masks and paper suits, with gloves that look like they got them in B & Q......

Pushing about the ubiquitous barrel. Thats it, thats their nuclear program, the barrel.
Watch out world, we can throw this barrel pretty far...... maybe even across the street..

Fuck half the American army is sitting next door in Iraq, but.......BEWARE THE BARREL..




J
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[MexicanGreen]

i hope your the first to get blown the fuck up by them... i bet one of those barrells if spilled could whipe out a few city blocks

[Boondock]

Originally Posted by MexicanGreen

i hope your the first to get blown the fuck up by them... i bet one of those barrells if spilled could whipe out a few city blocks

wtf is that about.....maggit is one of my fav posters man...she is the shizz

[Luke]

yeah calm the fuck down around the females mexi

[MexicanGreen]

if ya'll think them havin a nuke is nothin then yur pretty far off

[maggit]

Originally Posted by MexicanGreen

i hope your the first to get blown the fuck up by them... i bet one of those barrells if spilled could whipe out a few city blocks

And your point.....???

So they ain't gonna throw em at us, just spill them aggressively........

[MexicanGreen]

what do u think the united states snapped their fingers to get the bombs they dropped on hiroshima, and nagasaki? It had to come from someplace, tests=bomb... 5years before the united states, russia, and everyone else who has them they were wheeling around shit in barrells i can garuntee it.

[maggit]

Yeah.... but barrels are pretty cheap..... and kinda crap...

Buying the rest of the missile to tie your barrel onto is a bit harder.....

tests=bomb explosion=bomb barrel=barrel

[Boondock]

it's gonan happen..there WILL be a nuclear war. and the us WILL be involved. don't know if it will be russia, china, horea, iran, but the states will be involved..it really don't matter. it's gonan kill everyone everywhere

[MexicanGreen]

well they already have regular missles, all they need is to figure out the chemical reactions and all that....... Your making this out to be a joke when they can't be very far from you. I can't figure it out, you must not know the severity of a small middle eastern country with nukes.

[maggit]

Lots of countries have nukes and I don't trust any of them....

I wouldn't let most of these people use my TV remote control let alone press THE BUTTON

add Iran into the bargin...why not....when we blow we blow

[maggit]

I know the severity of a large western country with nukes, why would i think any more or less of Iran.

Please realise, I hate most people in the world equally, which gives me a fair bit of impartiality.

When we blow ourselves up, I'm not taking any comfort from whose nuke blew me up..

[MexicanGreen]

and the united states would be using a nuke against u why?

[DoctaF U N K]

Originally Posted by maggit

Oooh the terror!!...


Pushing about the ubiquitous barrel. Thats it, thats their nuclear program, the barrel.
Watch out world, we can throw this barrel pretty far...... maybe even across the street..

Fuck half the American army is sitting next door in Iraq, but.......BEWARE THE BARREL..




J
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Im sorry, but thats some of the funniest shit Ive read. Gonna have to go with boon. She is funny as shit.

[MexicanGreen]

those little countries are what always start the world wars... i joke around w/ pretty much everything but nukes arent really sumin to be fuckin around w/ because they are the ones that are gonna use it because sum1 pisses them off over sumin stupid, then all hell is gonna break loose.

[maggit]

Ummm isn't that how all wars start....??

because sum1 pisses them off over sumin stupid

[MexicanGreen]

this is pointless you don't get it and wont

[maggit]

Funny, thats pretty much what I was thinking about you.......

Strange the way the world works....

[Boondock]

i hate nukes. i wish they could be disinvented.

nukes are going to destroy the world. the ones droppe don hiroshima and nagasaki are fucking water balloons compared to the h bombs they have now. you have to look at the initial blast, the initial heat wave and the fallout.

little boy was 13 killotons
fat man was 25 killitons and you see the damage those caused



typical h bombs have a 1 megaton yield. so 1 typical bomb today equals about 77 hiroshima's. it's crazy man.

those bonbs all had 1 war hea don them too. these days they have missiles with 10, 1 megaton warheads on them, thats 7700 hirishimas. the delivery system is gps. it seperates waaaay up in the ai and each warhead is gps guided to it's target so 1 missile fired off drops 10, 1 megaton nukes to 10 different locations.

thats fukin crazy. people will flash burn, the water will flash boil. the wind will carry the radiation all over the place. if you do survive the blast you will either die do to radiation or from nuclear winter. the blast will be so powerful that it will throw up a nlanket of dust so that the sun will not shine through for years and years. that means everyting will freeze.

it's a sad invention. no matter where you are, if/when it hapens you will die. all you can hope for is that you are close to the blast so that you will die a fast, painless death

[MexicanGreen]

Originally Posted by maggit

Funny, thats pretty much what I was thinking about you.......

Strange the way the world works....

If thats what you were thinking what is it I dont get?? It's obvious you dont get the severity of the issue by saying "oh the terror" for example... The only thing I dont get is how can you protest to get more money for places like africa then just not care about nukes, and laugh about them? makes 0 sense

[MexicanGreen]

when we dropped hiroshima we were the only ones w/ that bomb, now that little countries are catching up to us... WOW, i can't figure out why SNL hasn't picked this one up yet, its a killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Luke]

Originally Posted by MexicanGreen

nukes arent really sumin to be fuckin around w/

i have a nuke in my ass :twitch:

[MexicanGreen]

Originally Posted by Luke

i have a nuke in my ass :twitch:

u probably do they test that shit in yur backyard.....

[Luke]

and the purple aliens are coming! the purple aliens are coming!

[maggit]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA..

I just figured it out, you got me confused with IGF... hahahaha......

You ain't talkin to the hippy............

Clue you in baby boy.......while IGF maybe saw racism in africa and likes tending to her dreads that ain't me.

I grew up on military bases all over the world, strangely enough the reality of the threat is all too real to me.....I just don't give a fuck......

"Jackie, take your little brothers to the front of the house and close the doors while mum does the bomb check on the car"....every morning before school.

Oh i get the severity of the issue, I just don't care....

If you're worried about other countries catching up, then you're gonna have to run faster...
America is stretching it's forces too thin, you gotta consolidate what you got and get strong again. Suicide bombers are blowing up marines left right and centre ( not to mention British trains)....................and....hmmmmmmmm

Now suicide bombers with BARRELS would probably scare me...if that makes you feel any better...