[Boffin]

And not even just himself; also a mysterious "crew" lol. OK name;

yahia = yahia. timid asian kid with a big mouth in the year above me... He kept touching me when I drunk and upset so I punched him in the mouth... Now he hates me lol... Goes to my school, a middle class pussy just like the rest of us and smaller than me.

-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ = my dick of a neighbour who likes to stir shit... Not important.

"Kayman" - Adam Kay (Kurtain but he changed it cause he's... special ) = Very skinny and weak, bigmouthed, buck-toothed, big-headed and one of those bitch "hardcore" kids. Went out with Hannah; a best friend of mine whom he fucked about a lot. Has had a go t me before but then blocked me and never even met my eye at school.

It's kinda long? But it's funny as fuck. BTW "rig" - The Rig is this club where there's an u18s night.... full of people who know me and also bouncers who are fucking tight.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
hey howa u
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
hi
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
im great
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
how are you
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
im not bad
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
did u try and break hannah and adam up cz i heard that today was just wondein?
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
lol no?
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
he had a huge go at me one time
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
and i was like uuh whatever i guess
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
who said that?
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
he did cz hannah said to him that ur always tellin her to dumo him
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
lol i never told her to break up with him
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
we probably exchanged stories of him being a bit of a nob?
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
kk

-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ is inviting you to start sending webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have declined the invitation to start sending webcam.

=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
don't have a webcam the usb port on this laptop is fucked
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
obv not cz i can invite u
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
the software is still present, so it says theres a cam.
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
if i accept the comp just crashes its fucked
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
k

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-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
hey
yahia says:
hi
????? •»*«M A R R A C A!!»*«• ????? says:
hi
yahia says:
marraca!
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
marraca!
yahia says:
marracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracam arracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracama rracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamar racamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarr acamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarra camarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarrac amarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarraca marracamarraca
yahia says:
oi spork boy
yahia says:
me n kayman r gonna beat the shit outta u

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-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
v
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
why the fuck would you do that
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
very good jonothan
yahia says:
cus u look like a pig
yahia says:
were gonna take a shit on ur pink hoody
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:

-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
marraca?
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
great yahia
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
jonathat
yahia says:
jonathan**
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
are you drunk or somethin?
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
me?
yahia says:
wtf
yahia says:
u takin the piss?
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
lol no
yahia says:
kayman is gonna twat u
yahia says:
im on the phone to him
yahia says:
he says his crew is gonna vex u if u go rig
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
who the fuck is kayman
yahia says:
your worst nightmare
yahia says:
adam kay
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
oh great
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
since when is he my worst nightmare?
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
i just don't like the guy since when was there anything going on there?
yahia says:
what?
yahia says:
he says ur a fat fuck
yahia says:
n he hopes u get killed
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
say hello to him
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
yahia says:
what?
yahia says:
he says ur a fat fuck
yahia says:
n he hopes u get killed
yahia says:
?
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
wrong button
yahia says:
hes gonna break ur nose with his board
yahia says:
n hes gonna skullfuck ur deadbody
yahia says:
n rape ur family
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
hey I'll be dead, not like I'd care
yahia says:
ye
yahia says:
n noone else
yahia says:
will care either
yahia says:
cus theyll be in hospital with ripped assholes
yahia says:
well cya xx

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-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
hey

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=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
lol what the fuck was that about?
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
since when was there anything between me yahia or adam
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
wel yhaia just hates u for hittin him for nothin aparently
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
and u apparently tried to break ada and hannah up
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
and adam loves her loads its fuked now
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
why would he fuck her around if he loved her loads?
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
he hasnt
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
i didnt try and break em up and i hit yahia cause i was drunk and he kept touching me
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
its not like i wouldve done anything if i hadnt had way too much to drink
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
i was talkin to him fine before that happened i thought he was cool
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
yahia says he hates u neway cz u look like a fat pig
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
great
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
this has nothin to do woth me by the way
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
i havnt dun nething
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
lol bullshit
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
what?
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
whats this got to do with me?
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
you're the one adding people to conversations and hounding me about it
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
im not
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
i just was like wondering why every1 was mad at u
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
i just dnt get it
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
so i wanted to find out why my friends wer mad at u
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
and adam asked me to add yahia into convos with u
-=[Jono]=- Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. *and what!* +Better.Off.Dead+ says:
sorry
=Sporkboy!= Vaguely Wonky Edge. <3 ["You're sex in a swimming pool"] says:
it's ok

[Boondock]

i didn;t read it but threatening someone over teh net is fucking self poanage at it's finest

[Boffin]

Yep. I was pretty much just like "great!" "is that so?" and "fantastic." cause I'm stoned as FUCK and it was entertaining as balls :S

[drukqs]

Fuck them up, go get one of the batons boon has, and fucking kill those motherfuckers..

Sometime kids will be fags and threaten you over the internet but still, sometimes they go insane and actually do shit.. Make sure u fuck em up

[AppalledWithMe]

I totally could not read any of that.

[Revolution?]

Yahia sounds like a fucking douchebag who tries to be tough on the internet, I bet he has a vagina, OR ATLEAST A BAD CASE OF GYNO.

[Boffin]

OMFG you mean Gynocomastia (sp?) right.... Fuck I only just learned what that was when my friend Iain mentioned it TODAY. Fucking a.

[Luke]

Originally Posted by Boondock

i didn;t read it

[el-producto]

I READ A FEW SENTENCES AND IT WAS VERY GAY

[Revolution?]

bitch tits

[drukqs]

hahahahaha fightclub^^^^^^^^

[stoned jude]

shit my dear sweet Boffin, wha t is goin on?

[stoned jude]

boffin my dear, i am glansing not really ready cus i have limited time... but remember it is only the internet net, be true to your self

[elroypornlab]

Fuckin homo

[Crash]

what a weird thread. that was way too long to read but i agree, internet threats are as lame ass as it gets. I think we all just learned that with the little drama we just went through.

[Dripping`]

haha thats funny, stuff like that has happend to me before but I just sit back, smoke my weed and churtle.

[Boffin]

^^^ Ditto. I was stoned as fuck and just giggled my way through it...

[GodDamnIHateMyself]

lol.. no one read it, prolly for the same reason i didn't. those "sigs" after everyone's name are pretty retarded.

[Boffin]

Hang on I'ma edit this shit...

[Boffin]

Why can't I edit my first post? Here's another version which starts at the bit where they start being assholes. I replaced the stupidly long names with just regular names, too.

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Jonothan says:
hey
yahia says:
hi
????? •»*«M A R R A C A!!»*«• ????? says:
hi
yahia says:
marraca!
Jonothan says:
marraca!
yahia says:
marracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracam arracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracama rracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamar racamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarr acamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarra camarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarrac amarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarracamarraca marracamarraca
yahia says:
oi spork boy
yahia says:
me n kayman r gonna beat the shit outta u

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Jonothan says:
v
Boffin / Chris says:
why the fuck would you do that
Boffin / Chris says:
very good jonothan
yahia says:
cus u look like a pig
yahia says:
were gonna take a shit on ur pink hoody
Jonothan says:

Jonothan says:
marraca?
Boffin / Chris says:
great yahia
Jonothan says:
jonathat
yahia says:
jonathan**
Boffin / Chris says:
are you drunk or somethin?
Jonothan says:
me?
yahia says:
wtf
yahia says:
u takin the piss?
Boffin / Chris says:
lol no
yahia says:
kayman is gonna twat u
yahia says:
im on the phone to him
yahia says:
he says his crew is gonna vex u if u go rig
Boffin / Chris says:
who the fuck is kayman
yahia says:
your worst nightmare
yahia says:
adam kay
Boffin / Chris says:
oh great
Boffin / Chris says:
since when is he my worst nightmare?
Boffin / Chris says:
i just don't like the guy since when was there anything going on there?
yahia says:
what?
yahia says:
he says ur a fat fuck
yahia says:
n he hopes u get killed
Boffin / Chris says:
say hello to him
Boffin / Chris says:
yahia says:
what?
yahia says:
he says ur a fat fuck
yahia says:
n he hopes u get killed
yahia says:
?
Boffin / Chris says:
wrong button
yahia says:
hes gonna break ur nose with his board
yahia says:
n hes gonna skullfuck ur deadbody
yahia says:
n rape ur family
Boffin / Chris says:
hey I'll be dead, not like I'd care
yahia says:
ye
yahia says:
n noone else
yahia says:
will care either
yahia says:
cus theyll be in hospital with ripped assholes
yahia says:
well cya xx

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Jonothan says:
hey

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Boffin / Chris says:
lol what the fuck was that about?
Boffin / Chris says:
since when was there anything between me yahia or adam
Jonothan says:
wel yhaia just hates u for hittin him for nothin aparently
Jonothan says:
and u apparently tried to break ada and hannah up
Jonothan says:
and adam loves her loads its fuked now
Boffin / Chris says:
why would he fuck her around if he loved her loads?
Jonothan says:
he hasnt
Boffin / Chris says:
i didnt try and break em up and i hit yahia cause i was drunk and he kept touching me
Boffin / Chris says:
its not like i wouldve done anything if i hadnt had way too much to drink
Boffin / Chris says:
i was talkin to him fine before that happened i thought he was cool
Jonothan says:
yahia says he hates u neway cz u look like a fat pig
Boffin / Chris says:
great
Jonothan says:
this has nothin to do woth me by the way
Jonothan says:
i havnt dun nething
Boffin / Chris says:
lol bullshit
Jonothan says:
what?
Jonothan says:
whats this got to do with me?
Boffin / Chris says:
you're the one adding people to conversations and hounding me about it
Jonothan says:
im not
Jonothan says:
i just was like wondering why every1 was mad at u
Jonothan says:
i just dnt get it
Jonothan says:
so i wanted to find out why my friends wer mad at u
Jonothan says:
and adam asked me to add yahia into convos with u
Jonothan says:
sorry
Boffin / Chris says:
it's ok

[GodDamnIHateMyself]

hm. childish.
"hes gonna break ur nose with his board" lol @ "his board" like he carries it in his back pocket always. reminds me of johnny 2x4 on ed edd n' eddy....