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| Hey Mr. Funny Man, c'mere! | Lol. TRUE FACT: Male sperm (Y) swim faster and die sooner than female sperm (X), because female sperm contain heavier genetic material, which slows them down but allows them to live longer. THEREFORE: Males with longer penises tend to produce more male offspring because they deposit the sperm closer to the egg and Y sperm cells win the "sprint." Males with shorter penises tend to have more female offspring because sperm is deposited further from the egg, Y sperm die off thus allowing X sperm to win the "marathon." CONCLUSION: Look at your family. This tells you whether or not your father had a big one. |
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| Cock Collector katchafire is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New Zealand
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: Lol. bullshit, you do realise that there is a cervix and most if not all penis's will hit the cervix doesnt matter how small the dick is unless its like 2 inchs longi, all the sperm have to pass that first so its on equal footing no one gets closer no one is further its just male sperm is stupid and cant swim without crashing. | ||||
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| Hence, my self-loathing | Re: Lol. Originally Posted by katchafire
Katcha Please remember it is Gag we are talking about here....
I have 2 Boys by the way..... |
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| Cock Collector katchafire is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1,532
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 45,525
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: Lol. oh yeah I forgot! I wonder how he made it to the egg? | ||||
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| Hence, my self-loathing | Re: Lol. |
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