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05-18-2007, 01:04 AM
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| Musical Companion  The_Egg is Offline Join Date: Mar 2007
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   | Merry Christmas yeah i know im a bit late... Classic Tales from the crypt Part 1 of 4
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05-18-2007, 01:10 AM
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05-18-2007, 01:11 AM
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| Amateur  Screwtape is Offline Join Date: May 2007
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 | Re: Merry Christmas Might I suggest that you make ironic use of Christmas, my dear Wormwood, to seduce your patient into the materialistic world view propagated by great men such as Thomas Hobbes and Adam Smith. By suggesting that men ignore the altruistic trait of giving in favor of the hedonistic trait that exists in man's love of receiving, we can make sure that they come here because of their own desire, allowing us to focus our influences on other and more difficult targets. Your affectionate uncle, Screwtape Last edited by Screwtape; 05-18-2007 at 01:14 AM. | ||||
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12-16-2007, 04:11 PM
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12-16-2007, 04:31 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing  AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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  | Re: Merry Christmas Originally Posted by Time For A Boob Shot
That makes me want to sing Burl Ives Silver and Gold song! | ||||
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12-16-2007, 04:42 PM
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12-16-2007, 04:57 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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12-16-2007, 05:13 PM
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12-16-2007, 06:53 PM
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| Hey Mr. Funny Man, c'mere!  Gag is Offline Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Kanata.
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  | Re: Merry Christmas So I got to thinking, and I've realized Jesus is predjudice. Just think now, Seeing as to I'm an Athiest, by tradition I shouldn't be allowed to celebrate Christmas, right? And Tomo, you're gay, so since Christianity hates you folks wouldn't that mean you too cannot celebrate Christmas? Doesn't that basically mean Jesus won't invite people to his birthday party if they don't share the same religion and sexual orientation as him? Now, If I were to have a birthday bash, and send out invitations to everyone under the sun, but clearly state on them that you can't come if you don't have the same religious beliefs as me or if you're gay, wouldn't people call me a biggot? I mean I can understand Jesus not wanting Jews to have anything to do with his birthday party, that's no different than not inviting a bunch of hooligans who kicked your ass to your party, it's understandable. But as for the rest Jesus is a small minded prick and there's no two ways around it. | ||||
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12-16-2007, 07:17 PM
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| I'm a high school congraduate.  taco is Offline Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Where it's warm
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