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Old 01-21-2006, 11:16 AM   #1
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I smashed the shit outta my finger a couple days ago. Since the i have developed a pocket of blood under my nail about a quarter inch in diameter. My best friend told me to drill a hole in it to release the pressure as did my old lady to poke it with a hot needle. My mom told me not to fuck with it and let it heal on its own. What do you guys think?
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Old 01-21-2006, 11:33 AM   #2
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Re: need medical advice

Take the Drill to it.
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Old 01-21-2006, 11:38 AM   #3
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Re: need medical advice

no no no, don't do it yourself. my father had the same thing, drilled it himself, and drilled down into the SUPER sensitive skin underneath his nail. if you go to a family doctor they can do it perfectly, real quick like. it won't heal on its own.
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Old 01-21-2006, 11:50 AM   #4
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Yeh better for the doctor to do it, than coming back minus one finger tip.
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:03 PM   #5
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Re: need medical advice

drill through it with a needle or a pin.
put the needle on the nail right above the blood spot. put some pressure like you are trying to poke the needle through. start to roll the needle forward and back in between your fingertips. this will cause it to "drill" into the nail. when you get through the nail a drop or 2 of blood will release and it will feel 100% better. that is the only way to relieve the pressure. used to happen to me all the time when i was wrenching. release the pressure and it will feel better
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:10 PM   #6
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Re: need medical advice

fuck this thread, things under the fingernail drive me nuts i hate the thought of it
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:11 PM   #7
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Re: need medical advice

Allright here I go. Got a tiny ass drill and am starting procedrue.
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:17 PM   #8
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Re: need medical advice

Made it through and FUCK that hurt went it broke through. Quite bloody. must type one handed now.
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:23 PM   #9
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Re: need medical advice

if you would have used a pin or a needle like i said it would have been netter. with a needle you can feel when you are about to bust through the nail and you can go easy. with a drill you could do it too much.
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:26 PM   #10
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Re: need medical advice

Originally Posted by taco
Made it through and FUCK that hurt went it broke through. Quite bloody. must type one handed now.

...told ya so.
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:27 PM   #11
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Re: need medical advice

Eh, Im at work so no needles, maybe is the first aid but i didnt think about it, anyways intense pain is gone. Son of a bitch is still bleeding ever so slowly.
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:28 PM   #12
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Re: need medical advice

it's still bleeding cause you went to far. if you just barely get through the nail a couple drops will come out but thats it
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:29 PM   #13
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Re: need medical advice

you might wanna disinfect that, unless you disinfected your nail and the drillbit before hand.

actually you'll probably still wanna disinfect it anyways.
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:33 PM   #14
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^^ thanks i forgot about that.
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:34 PM   #15
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dump some alcohol on it
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:35 PM   #16
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All i got is beer
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:40 PM   #17
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Old 01-21-2006, 05:36 PM   #18
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Re: need medical advice

First Aid 101....LMAO.

Get a meat cleaver and a blow torch. Hack off the effected fingertip and cauterize it with the blow torch...

Let me know how that goes.....
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