[imported_xxkmanxx]

whats up everyone, im jus wonering how many of u guys are from Jersey.
I'm in Morris county, Randolph, near morristown & dover area. I need to get a new hookup around my area, a shitload of dealers got busted in my area in the past few weeks. One kid even got arested and hand-cuffed in the high school for having a qp on him. thats crazy man, cops around here dont have anything else better to do. okay so im jus wonering who else is from Jersey....peace

[drukqs]

Nope, NY
Is where you live near Grenich and Daryan?? (dunno how to spell grenich)

[Imperialgodfly]

Oh, ok, wrong type of jersey, I thought you meant the sort of jersey you wear.........ok, I'll bugger off now then!

K
-x-

[TheBagman]

Minnesota here...

[Crash]

Im in lower NY, like 15 minutes from the bronx.

[falnsenseofpryde]

Hey man! We talked on IM, I think it was 55 minutes away? If you're ever willing to drive up here I'll give you a gram. Lmao. I wish I could help, but i can't get a lot at a time.

[scarymoose]

im in upstate newyork

[Nbbd]

Long Island

[Crash]

Originally Posted by scarymoose

im in upstate newyork

Whereabouts upstate. My friend has a vacation house in Ulster county.

[IVY]

Brickcity here!
(Newark, NJ)

[stoned jude]

shit man we are like fuckin neighbors! get yourself some friends at CCM i think theres plenty aroun the collage
shit i better call my dealer dudes to see if they is ok...i need anywahy...

[Crash]

I think a NJ joke thread should be started

what exits do you guys live on?

[Silent Steve]

that's a lovely accent you have; New Jersey?

[stoned jude]

joisey? i dont live on an exit i live in the woods

[IVY]

lol

[Crash]

When walking along the beautiful beaches of norther new jersey, just remember, if a needle jumps out of the sand and bites you, keep walking. Eventually you will prick yourself with the antidote too.

[imported_xxkmanxx]

LOL, crash that was some funny shit :)

[IVY]

Stupid People - You know you're from New Jersey when...

* You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges".
* You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
* A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.
* You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
* You've eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3a.m.
* You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
* At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
* You know what a "jug handle" is.
* You know that WaWa is a convenience store.
* You know that the state isn't all farmland.
* You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey -there's the shore and you don't go to the shore, you go "down the Shore". And when you are there, you're not "at the shore", you are "down the Shore".
* You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.
* You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.
* You know that this is the only "New __" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico,...York, .Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?)
* You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.
* You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege.
* You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.
* You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different". Yes they are!
* You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton -that's for out-of-staters.
* The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or localbar.
* You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
* You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers. (except for "the Parkway" and "the Turnpike")
* Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.
* You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.
* You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.
* You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood.
* You weren't raised in New Jersey -- you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.
* You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.
* You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.
* You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.
* You've had a Boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.
* You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
* You've NEVER, NEVER pumped your own gas.

[stoned jude]

wow these are so funny and some very true! did you write this Ivy?