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09-03-2005, 09:30 AM
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| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! Tasha is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the meth half of iowa.
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      | New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on 41 does not equal one, not even in "Fantasy World" SEPTEMBER 2--Strip clubs pretty much have two rules. Don't touch the dancers, and when "Cherry Pie" fades out and "Pour Some Sugar On Me" starts up, your lap dance is over. Last Tuesday that second rule was learned the hard way by two New Mexico teens making their first trip to an Albuquerque area "exotic dance club." According to the below criminal complaint filed in the Bernalillo County Metropolitan Court, Craig Everett and Malik Wakji, both 18, were hanging out in Fantasy World's VIP room with Orchid and Carmela when the music stopped and their bill came due. And their damage for sitting through 41 consecutive songs (82 dances)? Almost $2500. Everett and Wakji, who between them could only come up with $550, explained to cops they "did not know that a new dance started with a new song." But that excuse didn't sway the cops, who hit them each with a felony charge for falsely obtaining services. Link at the smoking gun: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...l?link=rssfeed This shit just makes my day. | ||||
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09-03-2005, 09:39 AM
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| shhh!  kid_3 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: eugene or
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 | Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!! i couldnt pay my stipper mom.... | ||||
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09-03-2005, 10:12 AM
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| Fucking Brutal  elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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| Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on I would like to see the legal presedent that says a lap dance ends at the end of each song Because couldn'y you pick like stairway to heaven and get an 18 min lap dance That story has to be non-semse | ||||
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09-03-2005, 10:15 AM
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| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! Tasha is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the meth half of iowa.
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| Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on meh, there is the actual police report me thinks on the link and I think you can't choose ANY song...the DJ selects the song | ||||
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09-03-2005, 10:16 AM
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| Fucking Brutal elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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| Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on NO every lap dance i've ever had i picked the music and with a bussiness card that says pornlab inc. I have a had a few | ||||
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09-03-2005, 10:16 AM
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| Fucking Brutal elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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| Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on Originally Posted by elroypornlab
A lap dance is over when the dancer says it's over, And as far as the document goes It's a poor copy and may very well be a phony don't believe everything that you read | ||||
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09-03-2005, 10:19 AM
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| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! Tasha is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the meth half of iowa.
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| Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on so how the hell does that prevent you from getting a longer lapdance than someone else? Maybe they never thought someone would be that smart about it? | ||||
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09-03-2005, 10:21 AM
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| Fucking Brutal elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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| Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on Like I said brotha if the dancers like you your lap dance lasts as lon as you want it to if your some little horny ass nerd when the song is up so is your dance | ||||
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09-03-2005, 01:23 PM
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| The Kook  Luke is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Roswell
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 | Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on 41 songs, sounds like the fuckin dancer's fault for not taking a goddamn break btw, i almost went to "The Icehouse" when I was up in ABQ the other day but I got drunk and forgot how to get there | ||||
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09-03-2005, 01:25 PM
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| Brother Shamus  Crash is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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 | Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on dont these kids have credit cards? alot of kids do nowadays. maybe not in new mexico though | ||||
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09-03-2005, 01:27 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing  AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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| Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on Well at least there could be a valid excuse for these two idiots.... http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/sep2...5-09-02-06.asp | ||||
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09-03-2005, 01:38 PM
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| The Kook Luke is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Roswell
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| Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on only rich kids get credit cards | ||||
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09-03-2005, 02:07 PM
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| shhh! kid_3 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: eugene or
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| Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on i have a credit card, but my credit maxes out at a measly 700 bux | ||||
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09-03-2005, 05:30 PM
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| Amateur kimper3787 is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005
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 | Re: New Mexico Teens learn lap dance le$$on lol... | ||||
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