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10-24-2007, 09:12 AM
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| ASSCLOWN  Ricky L. is Offline Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Missouri, US
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       | The Pagan man The date was December 5, 1999. Edward Jeebler Sanders was your typical Modern American, except for one major difference, He was a pagan man. He was going to work one day, at a very buisness oriented office place. He was very buisness like, he only wore suits and ties. A fat man barges out from behind a wall. "Merry Christmas! Edward!" Fat man says in a very friendly manner. "I am Pagan, I do not celebrate Christmas. Please never say that to me again." Edward says in a very snob manner. Most men would simply walk away after such a snub, but fat man was not your typical man either. He was very offended. Christmas is a American holiday, how dare this man be unAmerican. "Oh, so your faggot relgion hates Christmas huh!" Fat man says, enraged. Fat man tackles into Edward and begins to strangle him. Co-workers are shocked and look at the spectale with horror, however non of them want to get involved and no one steps in. At any moment any of the numerous co-workers could step in and the situation would be over. But no one does. So they just watch as the life is strangled out of Edward. Fat man finnaly stops, and looks up. Everyone is looking at him. The he looks back down at Edward, the man is dead. "Noooooo!!!!! He hated christmas!!!!" Fat man screams. A co-worker then dials 911 and Fat man is later placed into custody. He is sentenced 25 years to life. Merry Christmas. Dont be afraid to be who you are. | ||||
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10-24-2007, 10:23 AM
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| Entrepreneur  Johny Badass is Offline Join Date: Jul 2007
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  | Re: The Pagan man Moral of The Story: Celebrate Christmas or Die.  | ||||
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10-24-2007, 10:53 AM
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| I'll smoke it for you baby!  Jeff Limpio is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In a world without ShiTvers!!!
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  | Re: The Pagan man Originally Posted by The_Egg
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10-24-2007, 11:14 AM
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| ASSCLOWN Ricky L. is Offline Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Missouri, US
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| Re: The Pagan man Coming from the man who never wrote stories about a pagan before in his life, I could care less. | ||||
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10-24-2007, 11:58 AM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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 | Re: The Pagan man Such hatred coming from an Egg... | ||||
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10-24-2007, 11:59 AM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: The Pagan man Maybe some Deviled Egg? | ||||
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10-24-2007, 12:25 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: The Pagan man fgasdfdsafsThis is a test test test tewsty | ||||
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