[scarymoose]

how will the person above you die?

[DiscoJoey]

dies after kicking my ass

nope, i never got this thread

[Tasha]

^ dies when forced onto a gameshow by communist guerillas, his own intelligence fails him, resulting in death by torture (...in which he is forced to endure barney songs, forced sodomy, etc.)

[Blix]

Falls into a vat of beer and drinks himself to death.

[scarymoose]

is having sex in a convertable on a mountain when suddenly your partner (who is on top) gets zaPPED by lighting. you then fuse with their dead body and when doctors are trying to sepperate you, the procedure fails and your heart moniter goes to zero

[Frank]

eats some confetti then dies..

[kimper3787]

Lives a long prosperrus live and dies an old man in his rocking chair.

[Crash]

Dies when a pack of radioactive flying monkeys come to collect the tax for this month. When he doesnt have it, they slice his face off with their claws.

[drukqs]

Over Doses on Pixie sticks and dish washer fluid

[scarymoose]

is sitting there at 419 waiting to spark up when suddenly a giant portal appears in front of you.
from this portal, anti weed agents from demension Q come out and beat you with a giant pitchfork

[el-producto]

SMOKES SHERM ACCIDENTALY AND JUMPS OFF A BUILDING

[Frank]

get's run over by a car

[heat_blitz]

Eats popcorn seeds, and then washes them down with boiling water. The popcorn expands and frank explodes, showering the room with enough popcorn for a whole cinema.

[falnsenseofpryde]

Heat trips and falls into a microwave, his drunk buddy puts him in there for 456 minutes giving him SAVERE microwave burn forcing him to commit suicide. (He punched himself in the face to death)

[scarymoose]

is smoking a 1 gallon bong when your lungs explode

[heat_blitz]

Piano falls from the sky crushing scarymoose.

[Imperialgodfly]

^Goes to the shops to buy some nice new porn mags. Gets them home, settles in his favourite chair for an afternoon of 1-handed action. But those damned glossy pages are quite thick paper, and as he's turning to the centrefold, he gets a papercut on his finger. Unfortunately, this happens at the same time as he jizzes and some of the hapless little sperm find their way into the cut.

At PRECISELY this same moment, Heat Blitz plants both hands on the arm of the chair in preparation to get up and go take care of the cut (& the jizz) he gets a small electric shock from the static buildup in his chair, which sets things off........

Somehow a sperm manages to fuse with a blood cell as a result of the electrical catalyst and it begins rapidly multiplying & dividing. After 24 hours there is a strange lump on his finger, after 48 hours this lump has tripled in size, and by the time a week has past, Heat Blitz's evil clone has grown so much that it's body now dominates his.......the evil clone grows and grows until it completely takes over his body, starving his brain of vital nutrients until he dies.

The clone was later seen auditioning for a bitpart in Farscape, but was turned down because it's skin wasn't luminous pink.

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[kimper3787]

Is attacked by a mob of angry flys and dies slowly

[heat_blitz]

Trampled by a crazed bunch of dancing bananas.

[Crash]

Draws a self portrait thats so life like, it becomes alive when it sits too close to the microwave one day, and kills its creator, leaving only him.

[scarymoose]

eats a poisonous string cheese

[Crash]

Originally Posted by scarymoose

eats a poisonous string cheese

LOL I wouldnt doubt it