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Old 08-20-2006, 12:01 PM   #1
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pirate or ninja

i dont remember if we had this discussion before but here it is again
who would win in a battle, a ninja or a pirate?

after a few people answer, ill give you my answer and reasoning
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:01 PM   #2
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Re: pirate or ninja

a pirate would be too drunk to aim straight and miss shooting the ninja and while he were loading up another round with the black powder and lead pellet the ninja would slice his face off
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:02 PM   #3
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Re: pirate or ninja

deffinatly the ninja cause he is stealth
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:08 PM   #4
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Re: pirate or ninja

Exactly! The pirate wouldn't even get a shot off cause he wouldn't see the ninja coming. Unless of course the ninja can't swim, then he's fucked.
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:12 PM   #5
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Re: pirate or ninja

a ninja would win but im a fan of pirates over vikings.
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:18 PM   #6
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Re: pirate or ninja

ok heres my answer
a ninja would win because they are trained to kill. many pirates did all their plundering and stuff in the name of fear. people would see the pirate and get scared. but a ninja could be anyone without you knowing. ninjas are training in ninjutsu which teaches everything can be used as a weapon, where as pirates had their gun and sword. ninjas have an arsenal of weapons at their disposal. everything from a kama to a bo to a ninjato (sword). ninjas are trained to kill samurais, which requires a lot better sword fighting then a pirate. pirates used cutlasses which are one handed weapons, a ninjato is lighter and can be wielded 2 handed or 1 handed.
ninjas are trained in stealth, they are smart enough to know not to face a whole group of enemies at the same time. a ninja would sneak into the captains quarters and kill then be gone without even being noticed. they could probably wipe out a whole pirate crew one by one.
also pirates are drunk alot
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:30 PM   #7
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Re: pirate or ninja

Originally Posted by gilligan View Post
a ninja would win but im a fan of pirates over vikings.
Depends on if you mean out to sea or hand to hand.

OUt at sea, Pirates would poan simply because they had cannons and guns.

Hand to hand Vikings would poann.

In this case, I have to say ninjas as well.
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:30 PM   #8
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Re: pirate or ninja

Originally Posted by scarymoose View Post
ok heres my answer
a ninja would win because they are trained to kill. many pirates did all their plundering and stuff in the name of fear. people would see the pirate and get scared. but a ninja could be anyone without you knowing. ninjas are training in ninjutsu which teaches everything can be used as a weapon, where as pirates had their gun and sword. ninjas have an arsenal of weapons at their disposal. everything from a kama to a bo to a ninjato (sword). ninjas are trained to kill samurais, which requires a lot better sword fighting then a pirate. pirates used cutlasses which are one handed weapons, a ninjato is lighter and can be wielded 2 handed or 1 handed.
ninjas are trained in stealth, they are smart enough to know not to face a whole group of enemies at the same time. a ninja would sneak into the captains quarters and kill then be gone without even being noticed. they could probably wipe out a whole pirate crew one by one.
also pirates are drunk alot
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Old 08-20-2006, 09:23 PM   #9
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my my, someone's obsessed with ninjas. let me go ninja. brb.. hope i remember how to do it here it is



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Old 08-20-2006, 11:19 PM   #10
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Re: pirate or ninja

The Pirate, without a doubt. Because the ninja formation was proved worthless, but priates = the cotton bowl. And I say so.

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Old 08-21-2006, 12:57 AM   #11
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Re: pirate or ninja

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Old 08-21-2006, 01:06 PM   #12
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Re: pirate or ninja

I was watching Fight Science on national geographic.

and it pwned. Ninjas have a REAL DEATH PUNCH. it's called a hammer fist and you hit it right under the sternum with the side of your fist...it's like donig a chest compression while doing CPR...but much much much arder and faster...which can kill you.
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Old 08-21-2006, 01:08 PM   #13
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Re: pirate or ninja

I saw that last night too tomo.... Very very interesting. Rickson Gracie was on it, good stuff.
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Old 08-21-2006, 01:20 PM   #14
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Re: pirate or ninja

Yeah but pirates have birds on thier shoulders and thats just cool.
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