[scarymoose]

i dont remember if we had this discussion before but here it is again
who would win in a battle, a ninja or a pirate?

after a few people answer, ill give you my answer and reasoning

[dan, muthafucka!]

a pirate would be too drunk to aim straight and miss shooting the ninja and while he were loading up another round with the black powder and lead pellet the ninja would slice his face off

[BigSmoker]

deffinatly the ninja cause he is stealth

[TacoSusio]

Exactly! The pirate wouldn't even get a shot off cause he wouldn't see the ninja coming. Unless of course the ninja can't swim, then he's fucked.

[gilligan]

a ninja would win but im a fan of pirates over vikings.

[scarymoose]

ok heres my answer
a ninja would win because they are trained to kill. many pirates did all their plundering and stuff in the name of fear. people would see the pirate and get scared. but a ninja could be anyone without you knowing. ninjas are training in ninjutsu which teaches everything can be used as a weapon, where as pirates had their gun and sword. ninjas have an arsenal of weapons at their disposal. everything from a kama to a bo to a ninjato (sword). ninjas are trained to kill samurais, which requires a lot better sword fighting then a pirate. pirates used cutlasses which are one handed weapons, a ninjato is lighter and can be wielded 2 handed or 1 handed.
ninjas are trained in stealth, they are smart enough to know not to face a whole group of enemies at the same time. a ninja would sneak into the captains quarters and kill then be gone without even being noticed. they could probably wipe out a whole pirate crew one by one.
also pirates are drunk alot

[TheBagman]

Originally Posted by gilligan

a ninja would win but im a fan of pirates over vikings.

Depends on if you mean out to sea or hand to hand.

OUt at sea, Pirates would poan simply because they had cannons and guns.

Hand to hand Vikings would poann.

In this case, I have to say ninjas as well.

[TacoSusio]

Originally Posted by scarymoose

ok heres my answer
a ninja would win because they are trained to kill. many pirates did all their plundering and stuff in the name of fear. people would see the pirate and get scared. but a ninja could be anyone without you knowing. ninjas are training in ninjutsu which teaches everything can be used as a weapon, where as pirates had their gun and sword. ninjas have an arsenal of weapons at their disposal. everything from a kama to a bo to a ninjato (sword). ninjas are trained to kill samurais, which requires a lot better sword fighting then a pirate. pirates used cutlasses which are one handed weapons, a ninjato is lighter and can be wielded 2 handed or 1 handed.
ninjas are trained in stealth, they are smart enough to know not to face a whole group of enemies at the same time. a ninja would sneak into the captains quarters and kill then be gone without even being noticed. they could probably wipe out a whole pirate crew one by one.
also pirates are drunk alot

Knowledge is Power

[dan, muthafucka!]

my my, someone's obsessed with ninjas. let me go ninja. brb.. hope i remember how to do it here it is



that's skillz

[Slutter McGee]

The Pirate, without a doubt. Because the ninja formation was proved worthless, but priates = the cotton bowl. And I say so.

Sincerely,

Slutter McGee

[elroypornlab]

Pirate bad ass parate havin pirate

[Tasha]

I was watching Fight Science on national geographic.

and it pwned. Ninjas have a REAL DEATH PUNCH. it's called a hammer fist and you hit it right under the sternum with the side of your fist...it's like donig a chest compression while doing CPR...but much much much arder and faster...which can kill you.

[TheBagman]

I saw that last night too tomo.... Very very interesting. Rickson Gracie was on it, good stuff.

[taco]

Yeah but pirates have birds on thier shoulders and thats just cool.