| | | | | |||||||||
| | | | ||||||||||
| | | | ||||||||||
| | | | | | | | | |||||
| | | |||||||||||
| | | |||||||||||
| |||||||
| View Poll Results: who would win | |||
| ninja |     | 7 | 70.00% |
| pirate |    | 3 | 30.00% |
| Voters: 10. You may not vote on this poll | |||
 |
| | LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
08-20-2006, 11:01 AM
| #1 | ||||
| Juggaluggalocoroni 74 moderator  scarymoose is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New York
Posts: 12,558
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 3,115,094
    | pirate or ninja i dont remember if we had this discussion before but here it is again who would win in a battle, a ninja or a pirate? after a few people answer, ill give you my answer and reasoning | ||||
 |
|
08-20-2006, 11:02 AM
| #2 | ||||
| 5 types of mad  dan, muthafucka! is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toronto
Posts: 3,548
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 450,985
 | Re: pirate or ninja a pirate would be too drunk to aim straight and miss shooting the ninja and while he were loading up another round with the black powder and lead pellet the ninja would slice his face off | ||||
| |
|
08-20-2006, 11:03 AM
| #3 | ||||
| Amateur  BigSmoker is Offline Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 46
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 5,850
 | Re: pirate or ninja deffinatly the ninja cause he is stealth .gif ":thumb:") | ||||
| |
|
08-20-2006, 11:08 AM
| #4 | ||||
| the szooze button on a smoke alarm  TacoSusio is Offline Join Date: May 2006 Location: in my own little world
Posts: 5,440
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 3,373,802
 | Re: pirate or ninja Exactly! The pirate wouldn't even get a shot off cause he wouldn't see the ninja coming. Unless of course the ninja can't swim, then he's fucked. | ||||
| |
|
08-20-2006, 11:12 AM
| #5 | ||||
| Havin' a good time  gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 15,640
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 8,583,203
| Re: pirate or ninja a ninja would win but im a fan of pirates over vikings. | ||||
| |
|
08-20-2006, 11:18 AM
| #6 | ||||
| Juggaluggalocoroni 74 moderator scarymoose is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New York
Posts: 12,558
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 3,115,094
| Re: pirate or ninja ok heres my answer a ninja would win because they are trained to kill. many pirates did all their plundering and stuff in the name of fear. people would see the pirate and get scared. but a ninja could be anyone without you knowing. ninjas are training in ninjutsu which teaches everything can be used as a weapon, where as pirates had their gun and sword. ninjas have an arsenal of weapons at their disposal. everything from a kama to a bo to a ninjato (sword). ninjas are trained to kill samurais, which requires a lot better sword fighting then a pirate. pirates used cutlasses which are one handed weapons, a ninjato is lighter and can be wielded 2 handed or 1 handed. ninjas are trained in stealth, they are smart enough to know not to face a whole group of enemies at the same time. a ninja would sneak into the captains quarters and kill then be gone without even being noticed. they could probably wipe out a whole pirate crew one by one. also pirates are drunk alot | ||||
| |
|
08-20-2006, 11:30 AM
| #7 | ||||
| Shammin it up simply  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rome
Posts: 28,828
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 2,487,743,781,032
| Re: pirate or ninja Originally Posted by gilligan
Depends on if you mean out to sea or hand to hand.
OUt at sea, Pirates would poan simply because they had cannons and guns. Hand to hand Vikings would poann. In this case, I have to say ninjas as well. | ||||
| |
|
08-20-2006, 11:31 AM
| #8 | ||||
| the szooze button on a smoke alarm TacoSusio is Offline Join Date: May 2006 Location: in my own little world
Posts: 5,440
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 3,373,802
| Re: pirate or ninja Originally Posted by scarymoose
Knowledge is Power
 | ||||
| |
|
08-20-2006, 08:24 PM
| #9 | ||||
| 5 types of mad dan, muthafucka! is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toronto
Posts: 3,548
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 450,985
| Re: pirate or ninja my my, someone's obsessed with ninjas. let me go ninja. brb.. hope i remember how to do it here it is  that's skillz Last edited by dan, muthafucka!; 08-20-2006 at 08:33 PM. | ||||
| |
|
08-20-2006, 10:19 PM
| #10 | ||||
| MIIDAJ Chaplain  Slutter McGee is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lubbock, Texas
Posts: 2,329
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 2,505,740
 | Re: pirate or ninja The Pirate, without a doubt. Because the ninja formation was proved worthless, but priates = the cotton bowl. And I say so. Sincerely, Slutter McGee | ||||
| |
|
08-20-2006, 11:57 PM
| #11 | ||||
| Electric head  elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Zombie hooker
Posts: 9,053
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 1,455
 | Re: pirate or ninja Pirate bad ass parate havin pirate | ||||
| |
|
08-21-2006, 12:07 PM
| #12 | ||||
| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! Tasha is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the meth half of iowa.
Posts: 7,584
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 25,870
 | Re: pirate or ninja I was watching Fight Science on national geographic. and it pwned. Ninjas have a REAL DEATH PUNCH. it's called a hammer fist and you hit it right under the sternum with the side of your fist...it's like donig a chest compression while doing CPR...but much much much arder and faster...which can kill you. | ||||
| |
|
08-21-2006, 12:09 PM
| #13 | ||||
| Shammin it up simply TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Rome
Posts: 28,828
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 2,487,743,781,032
| Re: pirate or ninja I saw that last night too tomo.... Very very interesting. Rickson Gracie was on it, good stuff. | ||||
| |
|
08-21-2006, 12:31 PM
| #15 | ||||
| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! Tasha is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the meth half of iowa.
Posts: 7,584
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 25,870
| Re: pirate or ninja he was only on one part. the muay thai guy was insane with his knee to the sternum. The sword shit at the end I could do without. especially people saying the katana pwned. I'm sure the katana pwns, but I'd like in the end if they showed a "what if" scenerio with the katana vs. long sword. | ||||
| |
|
08-21-2006, 01:05 PM
| #16 | ||||
| Juggaluggalocoroni 74 moderator scarymoose is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New York
Posts: 12,558
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 3,115,094
| Re: pirate or ninja a katana would chop a longsword in half long swords are big and heavy and cant be swung as fast as a katana | ||||
| |
|
08-21-2006, 03:57 PM
| #17 | ||||
| 5 types of mad dan, muthafucka! is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toronto
Posts: 3,548
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 450,985
| Re: pirate or ninja it can be if you're this dude  | ||||
| |
|
08-21-2006, 05:10 PM
| #18 | ||||
| Mush Mushi  Del420 is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In My Head
Posts: 1,296
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 5,870
 | Re: pirate or ninja Pirate deffinately.. Pirates pwn | ||||
| |
|
08-21-2006, 05:13 PM
| #19 | ||||
| Brother Shamus  Crash is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 4,667
MIIDAJ? Scrill: 6,515
 | Re: pirate or ninja it all depends on the battleground. on a ship, a pirate will take anyone down. anywhere else, hes just a drunken slob, and a ninja would slice his ass up before he could finish yarging | ||||
| |
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
| |
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| The offiicial Pirate thread | elroypornlab | Mind If I Do A J? | 97 | 09-18-2008 05:22 PM |
| Danish ninja-man watched by Swedish police after going on rampage about crown princes | The_Egg | The World | 0 | 07-10-2008 02:11 PM |
| pirate beer | TacoSusio | Mind If I Do A J? | 4 | 11-14-2007 05:19 PM |
| the many faces of a ninja | scarymoose | Mind If I Do A J? | 5 | 09-13-2006 12:55 PM |
Linear Mode
