[Ricky L.]

A few years ago, in the united states, Arizona, there lived a man and woman, named Carrie, and James Dean. The couple lived with thier child, Pubz.

"Are you glad you graduateD!!!!!!!" James Dean says with a slick sly face.

"Its CHillin" Pubz replies.

Thats when a knock on the front door changed everything from that day on.

"I'll awnser it!" Pubz hollars and walks to the door, and awnsers it. its NONE OTHER THAN,

buttless!!!!
Oh dear! I didnt expect you over today....i thought u moved out of this town.....Carrie says.

"I came back, because of....unfished buisness.: Buttless responds.
"Who is this man, mom?" Pubz asjks, confussled, James dean is rather confuzzled as well.

Carrie broadshaw hangs her head low, the truth of the matter iss...is too much for Pubz, and too much For James Dean for that matter, to ever face.

"Well, I mean what I said, I want you out of our lives for good!" Carrie shireks, and slams the door shut


flash back 19 years, to the year 1987.

buttless is 24

"I 'll have a pack of marbello reds." Buttless says to the man at the counter, as he also buys his gas there.

he walks back outside. Buttless has been having alot of problems with the girl he one day wants to marry. He is very worried she is going to find out he is snorting crack again, and might leave him for good.

His cell phone rings.

"hello there." Buttless mutters.
"Wanna chill tonight man." George Daniels says
"NAw man, I have to meet Carrie tonight. Going on a date dawg."
"NOOO MAN!!! Lets get stoned tonight." The voice screams. Buttless hangs up.

He meets Carrie later that night at her house. He pulls up in her driveway in his year 87 red fire bird.

he goes in through the front door.

"Carrie, I have to tell you, I love you, and I wanna marry you!" Buttles says, and gets down on one knee and shows her the ring and Proposes.

"Buttless I'm pregnent!!!" Carrie screams at him, then starts to cry.
"And I think its yours, but I'm with someione else now!!!!"

James dean comes out of the bathroom nude.



Buttles pulls out his Knife and slashes at Carrie. James dean kncoks buttles out with kung fu, then dials 911.

Cops arrive and take Buttless into Custody for assault with a Deadly weapon on Miss Carrie with a Knife, and also charge him with possesion of Large amounts of Crack after finding it in his car during a seach. He is sentenced to 20 years in state prison.

Flash back to 2007.



Buttles Kicks in the door. he was released from prison yesterday. He is 44 now.
Buttless runs up behind Pubz and screams,

"I AM YOUR BIOLOIGCAL FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[AnnonUSA]

I want my 60 seconds back.

[taco]

im not reading it.

[AnnonUSA]

Originally Posted by taco

im not reading it.

You are a smart man! +1

[stoned jude]

i fucking can't read it without my reading glasses

[Crash]

someones gotta crush on buttless

[stoned jude]

only hardcore dealers had cell phones back then....(if they did at alll)
there is a hole in the story

[TheBagman]

Originally Posted by taco

im not reading it.

I hate to break it to ya, but it was hilarious. ShiVers is really finding his place here. He's almost earned his avatar permissions back.

[ßü††|맧]

I was kinda hoping his obsession had turned to pube. Damn

[dan, muthafucka!]

this shit needs to be archived and preserved for future generations
. not even joking.. five years from now, i wanna be able to look back on this as im coming up on shrooms and die from laughter. in fact, i say we start a petition to get shivers a demented wordsmith banner

[Tasha]

that one ain't half bad.

greetz to you sir.

[dan, muthafucka!]

i love how it actually makes sense, and how he captures buttless' drunken slurring really well with that "marbello" bit. I can definitely see this happening. shit, maybe it DID happen

[scarymoose]

[stoned jude]

Originally Posted by Tomohiro

that one ain't half bad.
greetz to you sir.

your av sucks

[Tasha]

as least mine isn't 4 years old.