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| Hence, my self-loathing | Rent or Own? Geez, when you do the math, it makes you question conventional wisdom. The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. ![]() On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen. ![]() Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes renting makes far more sense .... |
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| Full Of Heady Goodness gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Musical Companion The_Egg is Online Join Date: Mar 2007
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| the szooze button on a smoke alarm | Re: Rent or Own? |
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| the szooze button on a smoke alarm | Re: Rent or Own? you forgot the costs associated with the damned wedding and the attorney fees on both ends. fuck. |
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| the szooze button on a smoke alarm | Re: Rent or Own? he shoulda just had her rubbed out.... |
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| Mean Old Bastard | Re: Rent or Own? As usual Annon's logic is irrefutable. |
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| Hence, my self-loathing | Re: Rent or Own? I'm calling the local Rent-a-Center tonight..... |
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| Mean Old Bastard | Re: Rent or Own? Do they deliver or is it take out? |
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| Hence, my self-loathing | Re: Rent or Own? Does it matter? |
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| Mean Old Bastard | Re: Rent or Own? Delivery is ALWAYS better. |
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