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Old 06-27-2008, 12:35 PM   #1
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Rent or Own?

Geez, when you do the math, it makes you question conventional wisdom.




The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got
sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.


On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.



Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense ....
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:36 PM   #2
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Re: Rent or Own?

Well Played Sir
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:38 PM   #3
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Re: Rent or Own?

Sometimes math is important
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:34 PM   #4
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Re: Rent or Own?

Originally Posted by gilligan View Post
Well Played Sir
indeed...



you think it's cause the guys buy that 'till death do you part' bullshit?
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:34 PM   #5
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Re: Rent or Own?

you forgot the costs associated with the damned wedding and the attorney fees on both ends. fuck.
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:35 PM   #6
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Re: Rent or Own?

he shoulda just had her rubbed out....
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Old 06-27-2008, 07:25 PM   #7
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Re: Rent or Own?

As usual Annon's logic is irrefutable.
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Old 06-27-2008, 07:34 PM   #8
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Re: Rent or Own?

I'm calling the local Rent-a-Center tonight.....
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Old 06-27-2008, 07:37 PM   #9
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Re: Rent or Own?

Do they deliver or is it take out?
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Old 06-27-2008, 07:37 PM   #10
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Re: Rent or Own?

Does it matter?
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Re: Rent or Own?

Delivery is ALWAYS better.
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