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Old 08-06-2006, 10:24 AM   #1
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ridiculous quotes
ridiculous quotes.....ahahaa i thought i'd share had to use a link...

http://www.funnies.com/ridquotes.htm
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:31 AM   #2
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Re: ridiculous quotes
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields.
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:37 AM   #3
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"i like jeff gordon" - some fags.
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:53 AM   #4
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Re: ridiculous quotes
i did not inhale-bill clinton
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Old 08-06-2006, 11:51 AM   #5
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Re: ridiculous quotes
“Whenever I watch t.v and see those poor starving kids all over the world I cant help but cry I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff”
Mariah Carey

haha
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Old 08-06-2006, 11:53 AM   #6
He makes me all tingley inside;)<3
 
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Re: ridiculous quotes
isn't that just rotten ...lol....god.....helloooo...
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Old 08-06-2006, 12:31 PM   #7
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Re: ridiculous quotes
where's the G.W. Bush section? i guess they couldn't afford all the space on the internet for that collection
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Old 08-06-2006, 01:20 PM   #8
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good point
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Old 08-06-2006, 03:54 PM   #9
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Re: ridiculous quotes
Here is another one to add to the list of "Great Thinkers"

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Sex through eye contact alone followed by a sensual smoke of the male partner’s finger cigarette. ~~ TacoSusio
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Old 08-06-2006, 04:47 PM   #10
He makes me all tingley inside;)<3
 
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Re: ridiculous quotes
lol
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Old 08-06-2006, 04:50 PM   #11
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Re: ridiculous quotes
Originally Posted by TacoLimpio View Post
Here is another one to add to the list of "Great Thinkers"

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Sex through eye contact alone followed by a sensual smoke of the male partner’s finger cigarette. ~~ TacoSusio
you beat me to it
hahaha
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Old 08-06-2006, 05:12 PM   #12
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Re: ridiculous quotes
ALL PRESIDENT BUSH:
http://www.bushisanidiot.20m.com/quotes.htm#himself

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
Rueters, May 5, 2000

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that is doing it."
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Old 08-06-2006, 06:29 PM   #13
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Re: ridiculous quotes
^ some of those arn't even bush quotes though. Like the last one was Dan Quayle

I love it when people make fools of themselfs
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Re: ridiculous quotes
^^ thats why i included the link.

either way, they are quotes that are worthy of being in this thread.
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Old 08-06-2006, 11:38 PM   #15
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Re: ridiculous quotes
Gotta Love Polititians...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_t-80QAqtSg

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