[dan, muthafucka!]

nowadays it's quite common to see girls as young as thirteen wearing $50 worth of make up, another $100 worth of jewellery, and the latest fashions which are geared to emphasize their bodies. It doesnt help that they're listening to Britney Spears and other supposed role models who are really just trailer-trash whores who've traded in their pimp with a hyphenated name for media moguls. But perhaps the corruption begins at an even earlier age. Remember the Oscar Mayer weiner song? It goes like this:

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were a oscar mayer weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me

For your caution, I will now dissect the above. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner. What IS a weiner? Meat ground to the consistency of soft flesh; the fact that it's shaped like a fallus is merely coincidental since they are supposedly stuffed in bits of intestine, which seem to promote a fallus shape when stuffed. Anyway, weiners are something we eat. fleshy things we eat. the sexual innuendo is blaringly obvious; little girls are taught to wish they are weiners like ten-cent whores because then everyone would love to eat them [out]. This is a sad world we live in. Discuss

[|love-weed|]

i dont know about your weiner theory, but i do agree that girls these days are going through much change, maybe too much change. every generation does something different, and i think the one moving up now has gone overboard. ive gone out with girls who dress skanky, and act like there fucking retarded, but i accept the fact that there are better girls out there, not all of them are as dumb as the ones you see on mtv. they have the right to dress like a slut, and act like they have blonde hair when they really are brunette, but im sure eventually they'll mature and see how obcene they act and dress eventually.

[suicidebonger]

minus the 2nd 2 paragraphs its gettin nuts out there 13 and 14y/o girls look 15 or 15 any more and 14 15 16 17 look to be about early 20's.. and their all dressed like street whores

[CallMeHerb]

now that i'm 18 years of age, i despise these young girls dressing like 20 something whores. but when i was 16 and my girlfriends ass was literally hanging out of her shorts, i sported chub constantly. i thuroughly enjoyed it at the time. but now if i see a girl walkin down the street dressed all sexalicious, then as i drive by notice she's like 15 years old, i punch myself in the nuts and make a point to tell everyone in the car i'm not a pedophile.

[modest moose]

if anything i would say that song has taught people that they have to be or buy a brand to make everyone love them. idk about the whole eating out thing tho. lol im not saying youre wrong. interesting thought.

[TheBagman]

Now I aint sayin she a gold digger, but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz.

[taco]

My daughter has always cut her hot dogs up before consumption, what's that teaching her?

[stoned jude]

LOL taco
now i have that song in my head

[AnnonUSA]

Originally Posted by taco

My daughter has always cut her hot dogs up before consumption, what's that teaching her?

I don't know Taco, but I'd warn the guys she dates..... That might be Lorena Bobbet syndrome....

[daiseyduked]

lol...nothing hahaha.....i like to slice mine right down the middle and stuff it.

my daughter, who's goin to be 12 soon, is into the black eyeliner and mascara. it looks horrible. one way i see it as.....it's only makeup. looks like shit but thats good lol. i hope others see it that way too..... yet, i don't want my daughter walkin around lookin like that either. but i think she's gotten out of the eyeliner thing now......

and some of the things these girls are wearing.....i'm sry but my daughter is not runnin around lookin like a tramp. only i can do that.

[TheBagman]

Originally Posted by taco

My daughter has always cut her hot dogs up before consumption, what's that teaching her?

Good work. Hopefully she will be a lesbian, or we are going to have some poor penisless males running around.

[AnnonUSA]

Originally Posted by daiseyduked

and some of the things these girls are wearing.....i'm sry but my daughter is not runnin around lookin like a tramp. only i can do that.

You don't look trampy Daisey!

[daiseyduked]

[TheBagman]

Originally Posted by daiseyduked

[CallMeHerb]

yes.. little girls are whores who want to meet old dudes on myspace and get rapped. this is what the WANT. so u know what? we should just put all the little girls in camps, and make them jump into pits of fire.