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04-29-2005, 05:59 AM
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| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! Tasha is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the meth half of iowa.
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      | Things you would love to hear... This is your chance to put down something that you'd probably NEVER hear from certain people. Be it politicians, celebrities, sports figures...or hell, members of our own forum. George Bush - I think I'm going to stop with the tax cuts for now...hell while we're at it lets legalise marijuana! Boondock - I admit it, I'm not really as cool as I really look, in fact, i've lied to you all the time. in fact, this is what I really look like.  Ashlee Simpson - Yes, I am a drama-queen and no, it wasn't my band's fault, and yes...I do lipsynch my song. to make it up to you guys, I'm going to kill myself and air it on television! Hoooray killing myself! | ||||
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04-29-2005, 06:09 AM
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| it's OK, I'm a limo driver.  Silent Steve is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas
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 | Re: Things you would love to hear... I'd love to hear Che Guevara admit that he was a ruthless killer who helped establish a totalitarian regime in cuba. | ||||
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04-29-2005, 08:00 AM
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| Brother Shamus  Crash is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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 | Re: Things you would love to hear... Ashlee Simpson - Yes, I am a drama-queen and no, it wasn't my band's fault, and yes...I do lipsynch my song. to make it up to you guys, I'm going to kill myself and air it on television! Hoooray killing myself! ***edit*** Ashlee Simpson - Yes, I am a drama-queen and no, it wasn't my band's fault, and yes...I do lipsynch my song. to make it up to you guys, I'm going to strip totally naked while a monkey sticks an 8 ft dildo up my ass for the next 10 days! hooray anal rapage! We might as well get something out of it, killing her is too humane. | ||||
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04-29-2005, 02:24 PM
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| The Kook  Luke is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Roswell
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 | Re: Things you would love to hear... Originally Posted by Tomohiro
put it in my mouth...
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04-29-2005, 02:28 PM
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| Amateur el-producto is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in some clean pussy
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 | Re: Things you would love to hear... BEND OVER, LET ME SEE IT | ||||
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04-29-2005, 02:31 PM
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| dmb enthusiast  drukqs is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: ny state
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... Originally Posted by Silent Steve
lmao
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04-29-2005, 02:35 PM
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| Remember Me?  IVY is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: nj
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 | Re: Things you would love to hear... -Husband- Lets Blaze! -Any potential employer- You do know that we have a manadatory marijuana break dont you? OR I hate to say this Miss. but to be employed here you must maintain a consistent level of THC. Can you take care of that? -Dealer- Calls ME up and says... yeah so .... when you want that free weed ? ... | ||||
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04-29-2005, 02:45 PM
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| Amateur  Boffin is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... MOM - Oh, man... I'm so fuckin' stoned. Sorry for all that shit before I was tryin' to be all a good parent n shit. Wanna go get a curry? I'm huckin fungry! SANTA - I'm real! Yay! Have a present. Anyone you want me to beat to death with coal? | ||||
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04-29-2005, 02:51 PM
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| Just Say Maybe  AppalledWithMe is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: o HIGH o
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 | Re: Things you would love to hear... God: Hey, you, yeah, down there. I really do exist, and I'm going to explain to you why I let everything get this fucked up and give you a free pass to heaven so you don't have to worry about all that... Boyfriend: Can I hit that? The government: You know those student loans... don't worry about it, we'll take care of it. | ||||
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04-29-2005, 03:23 PM
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| Huh? Where am I??  Imperialgodfly is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Beside the blue
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... It'd be sweet if all the Governments of the world turned round and said, "Hey, we've decided to listen to you (the people) and we're going to stop polluting the planet, lying/being corrupt..........everyone only has to work 20 hours a week, but your wages will be the same, we're going to legalize grass, and fuck it, while we're at it, lets totally cancel world poverty, and share our excess of food/medical drugs equally with everyone...........lets just be nice!" That's my dream right there.. K -x- | ||||
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04-29-2005, 03:35 PM
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| Amateur  heat_blitz is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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 | Re: Things you would love to hear... Police - Heres youre get out of jail free card, if youre ever in trouble.. just use this, oh and heres the key to our city evidence stock rooms. | ||||
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04-29-2005, 03:54 PM
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| The Kook Luke is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Roswell
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... Originally Posted by AppalledWithMe
sounds like you've got the wrong boyfriend
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04-29-2005, 03:57 PM
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| Amateur  fireitup420 is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005
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 | Re: Things you would love to hear... Originally Posted by Tomohiro
i think tomo has a crush on boondock
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04-29-2005, 03:59 PM
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| The Kook Luke is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Roswell
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... Originally Posted by fireitup420
who doesn't
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04-29-2005, 04:07 PM
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| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! Tasha is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the meth half of iowa.
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... ...um, actually...there is only one person on these boards... Kevin: Why yes Tomo, I do like you more than that bitch I've been seeing lately, infact, why don't you come and move in with me? | ||||
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04-29-2005, 04:08 PM
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| Amateur fireitup420 is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... ^^ never came close to sayin he didnt totally want on boondocks balls | ||||
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04-29-2005, 04:11 PM
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| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! Tasha is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the meth half of iowa.
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... ...No man, Boondock's name isn't Kevin. It's rod bitch. (or leroy...we'll never know.) I would NEVER EVER want to get on boondock...meh, I just view him as a big-brother type or something...I don't know. | ||||
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04-30-2005, 12:50 AM
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| Just Say Maybe AppalledWithMe is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: o HIGH o
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... Originally Posted by Luke
If only I had you Luke... It'd be statutory rape.
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04-30-2005, 06:28 AM
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| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! Tasha is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the meth half of iowa.
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... With me it's not! | ||||
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04-30-2005, 09:18 AM
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| Full Of Heady Goodness  gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... That was amazing. | ||||
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04-30-2005, 09:31 AM
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| Full Of Heady Goodness gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: Things you would love to hear... Were dedicating this next song, Jimi Thing, to our biggest fan, Gilligan!! | ||||
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04-30-2005, 09:36 AM
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