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Old 09-06-2006, 08:57 AM   #1
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WATER PILLS

THIS CHICK I KNOW TAKES A PISS TEST FRIDAY FOR PROBATION. SHES GOING TO GET WATER PILLS TODAY AND WAS ASKING ME IF THEYRE GOING TO WORK FOR SURE. IVE NEVER USED DETOX OR PILLS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT FOR A PISS TEST SO I DONT KNOW HOW ALL THAT WORKS. ANYWAYS, SHES GOING TO STOP SMOKING TODAY AND TAKE THEM TODAY THRU FRIDAY AND DRINK LOTS OF WATER AND CRANBERRY JUICE. WILL SHE PASS THE TEST OR SHOULD SHE DO SOMETHING ELSE?
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:04 AM   #2
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Re: WATER PILLS

How often does she smoke? That's only 3 days without pot. She has a very long shot of a chance if she's a regular smoker and the test is going to a lab. If it's a standard home test done right there, she has a chance by diluting her urine.
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:06 AM   #3
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my mother used to take those to reduce swelling, so uh, i dunno if those are gonna help at all.
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:08 AM   #4
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Re: WATER PILLS

THE LAST TIME SHE SMOKED WAS YESTERDAY. SHE SMOKES ABOUT A COUPLE OF BOWLS A DAY. THOSE PROBATION PISS TESTS (IM GUESSING) ARE LIKE THE ONES I WAS GIVING WHEN I HAD TO PISS TEST FOR Page Ranking BOND. THEY MAKE U PISS IN THE RESTROOM WATCHING U AND THEN DIP THIS LITTLE THING IN UR CUP OF PISS. IF ITS A CERTAIN COLOR, IT SHOWS WHAT DRUGS ARE IN YOUR SYSTEM. THEY DONT SEND ANYTHING TO A LAB CUZ I GOT LOCKED UP WHEN I WAS ON PROBATION CUZ MINE CAME OUT DIRTY RIGHT THERE WHEN THEY TESTED IT
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:12 AM   #5
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Re: WATER PILLS

Ok. So have her do this. Go up to K-Mart or some super store and get Niacin, and Vitamin B12. Have her take 1000-1500mg of niacin once a day with a light meal and lots of water. Niacin is hard on the liver, but 3 days is not going to be too bad. Before she goes to take the test (start about 2 hours before) drink alot of water or cranberry juice. Anything that is a diarhetic (makes you piss alot). The cleanest part of your urine is midstream. The begining and end of the piss is usually the "dirtiest." The vitamin B12 puts color in her piss so it's not super clear.

Good luck to her.
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:17 AM   #6
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Why dont you just tell her that having unprotected sex 12 times a day until the test is the only way to make sure she will be clean for her test? No lose situation for you right there.
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:18 AM   #7
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Re: WATER PILLS

DA IS THERE A DRINK SHE CAN GET FROM GNC OR A HEAD SHOP??
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:22 AM   #8
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Re: WATER PILLS

certo is your best bet Water pills will do nothing but well make you pee alot
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:23 AM   #9
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Re: WATER PILLS

yeah they sell shit in head shops that helps you at least make an indecisive test, which gives you more time to clear out. Just dont make it too obvious as to what youre asking for or theyll never give it to you.
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:26 AM   #10
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Re: WATER PILLS

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DA IS THERE A DRINK SHE CAN GET FROM GNC OR A HEAD SHOP??
They work the same way the method I just explained by diluting your urine. It may work, but cost 3 times more.
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:29 AM   #11
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Re: WATER PILLS

WELL, ITS HER MONEY SO I DONT REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT. I JUST WANT HER TO PASS CUZ IM A GOOD FRIEND AND WOULD HATE TO SEE HER IN JAIL OVER THE WEEKEND. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WITH THOSE DRINKS?
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:50 AM   #12
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The drinks work just as good. I have seen people pass, and I have seen people fail with them.
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Re: WATER PILLS

WELL ALL I CAN DO IS PRAY TO ALLAH RIGHT NOW. IM GOING TO TAKE HER TO GET THE DRINK LATER ON AND TO PICK UP SOME CRANBERRY JUICE AND WATER. AND IM MAKING HER WORK OUT EVERY NIGHT
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Re: WATER PILLS

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certo is your best bet Water pills will do nothing but well make you pee alot
This shit actually let me pass a probation test years ago.
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OK SO SHES GOING TO GET THE DRINK AND THE PILLS TO, AND WORK OUT, AND DRINK LOTS OF WATER
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