wats crackin cracka's

negligent · 07-07-2005, 07:22 PM

watsup, aint posted on here for awhile but i got a lil story to entertain ya. so neway, here it goes haha

haha ok, so on saturday i ate 16 coricidins and 40 robitussin pills, and then later that night ingested another 40 robitussins, then after that i started to like black out n i had to try my hardest just to stay conscious, then i wokeup the next day, n i was feelin all crazy because thats the aftereffect and i called up some kids i met that night because they wanted me to steal em car parts n they were gonna pay me for it, so i go into a car store wit em and stole some foglights, got out of the store n to the car n everything, then this dude comes up n knocks on the window n asks if i was in the store but i denied it, then he made me come up to the store and i jus took off running up a hill and into irwin, i called them back n they said they were at mcdonalds, so i walked down into the woods thinkin i was by mcdonalds, but in reality i was right by the store and theres a cop there n he shouts hey, so i run back up this hill and the cop follows me up it, so i take off through a yard and i hear him behind me in the woods so i dove under some dudes deck to hide. then the dude came n was like "wtf r u doin under there" so i went out the opposite side of him and took off runnin,then sgt. boulden pulls up and arrests me and they take me to the police station n put me in a cell, make me strip naked and spread my ass cheeks, then i sat in the cell for about an hour then they questioned me and give me a citation n i got let go, then i walked to my friends house n i took 80 robitussins because i was still feelin kinda insane and dexed out, later that night they had to go somewhere so they dropped me off on the side of the road like a half mile up the street from my girls house n said i need to sober up, well i got out of the car, fell back against the car then started walkin and i jus collapsed and got all cut up n started having seizures, meanwhile theres like 5 cars lined up behind us n there like pickin me up and jammin me in the backseat but i couldnt get my muscles to work to like pull myself up in, then i was like normalish again n they took me home n i got in the shower n started puking all over the place. i went upstairs to go back out cuz they said they were gonna wait for me (they bailed out cuz they didnt want me dieing on em) and my grandfather knows i'm fucked up and makes me stay in my room so i dont fall down or anything, and says if i leave he'll call the police. so then he sat in my room for like 2 hours strait and talked to me about who knows wat and he kept lookin like someone else, and where his eyes were all i saw was black so it was kinda weird. then i fell asleep and wokeup for another exciting day.

sorry if that was kinda like 1 huge run on sentence, but just remember that i use comma's instead of periods cuz its just easier to hit than the period button haha.

but yea, i'm on probation now, gotta meetup wit the PO the first monday of every month, and i gotta get a drug n alcohol evaluation, do some community service, n thats about it. only on probation for 6 months though, so thats only 6 tests i gotta potentially pass, i got off hella easy i think, especially for stealin a digi from school property cuz thats kind of illegal haha.

but yea, i already get the vibe yall will hate on my typing style since u do it everytime, but i don care i jus hope my story entertains u a lil bit. so dont hate

peace

edit: y the hell is my avatar soem dude smackin his head off a computer? i should change dat

Dripping` · 07-07-2005, 07:27 PM

sounds like you have a drug problem..

and stealing is retarded.

IVY · 07-07-2005, 07:28 PM

woah...

Luke · 07-07-2005, 07:33 PM

boys will be boys, i guess

anyway, glad to see ya back at the J, druggie

[this coming from the guy who hasn't slept in 2 days]

el-producto · 07-07-2005, 07:34 PM

YOU SOUND LIKE ME 2 YEARS AGO NEGLIGENT

negligent · 07-07-2005, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by Dripping`

sounds like you have a drug problem...

shit, even i could of told u that

n its all good neway, i aint doin robo's anymore cuz i got a connection for some promethazine w/ codeine surp.. no more OTC syrups, jus strait lean kna mean?

speakin of which, alota people round here never did promethazine so i'm thinkin bout rippin some people off wit my lil scheme, think i could cookup a lil syrup of my own wit jus dxm (like 300mg for every 2oz of surp) and a lil dramamine or benadryl to make em all slowed down n wat not. i think it would work, cuz nobody does robitussin around here neither so they aint gonna know wat to expect either way.

psiloshroom · 07-07-2005, 07:49 PM

atleast you still have your dreams and ambitions...

Luke · 07-07-2005, 07:50 PM

fuck yeah

el-producto · 07-07-2005, 07:59 PM

Tasha · 07-07-2005, 08:09 PM

shit negi.

Lie like a mother fucker in the evaluation.

highgirly420 · 07-07-2005, 08:32 PM

Hey negligent,awsome to see your still alive bra

.Sorry to hear you caught up tho.
Shit sucks when your a teenager in the system,hard as hell to get out.But shit, even harder when you become an adult.Just a lil somthin to chew on lol.My post sounds like a theme for things are hard all over lol..

Damn I'm stoned!!!!!Hell Yea!

peace,luv,and chicken grease..

TheDayTripper, Who? · 07-07-2005, 09:04 PM

Damn.

HailChickenWing · 07-08-2005, 06:16 AM

That's quite a story, but I don't advocate the stealing of car parts.

TheBagman · 07-08-2005, 07:33 AM

good to see ya'round neg...you fuckin druggie...

Hokembokem · 07-08-2005, 11:17 AM

damn dude you need to settle down woth the fucking pills god damn. Having seizures and shit is not normal or healthy at all. You crazy mo fo.

Pigwax · 07-08-2005, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by negligent

just remember that i use comma's instead of periods cuz its just easier to hit than the period button haha.

...what?

... good story... insane story...

Hokembokem · 07-08-2005, 11:34 AM

pigwax holy shit ur like the fucking arcade king bitch

Luke · 07-08-2005, 11:37 AM

yeah i think he tweaks out on that shit

Crash · 07-08-2005, 11:38 AM

that read like you were trying to tell a story out of breath.
funny though.

Pigwax · 07-08-2005, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by Hokembokem

pigwax holy shit ur like the fucking arcade king bitch

Originally Posted by Luke

yeah i think he tweaks out on that shit

if i was tweaking, i'd probably have insane scores... i remember one time, i was tweaking hard, while sending a text message... i sent a 3 page text message in less than 30 sec... perfect... :goof: one of my friends was right next to me, and was like, WTF?

no, i've just been stoned, playin this shit...

TheDayTripper, Who? · 07-08-2005, 12:35 PM

I wish I had my damn Duck Hunt score still. My score was pretty low though, once you get to about level 8 and you're completely trashed it's pretty hard to shoot those fuckin birds.

Hokembokem · 07-08-2005, 01:23 PM

yea they move so fucking fast

Pigwax · 07-08-2005, 01:25 PM