wha gwan?

Frank · 12-20-2005, 10:24 AM

Ayo wha gwanin. Me just tried bare 2b3 fly me inject it in me bum cheeks coz my mans all smoking crack and base, me brings da ketium in. Dese pussy holes on tha moped so me jack dem up they got bare trips init bare trips. Me take 30 leaters of ketium an hour now, me gyal say I should go rehab but me is proper hard and never gets addicted to any of tha drugs I take every day init.

I been doing slap every day for years and me still not addicted init, you see dem crakc headson tha street and ting, weak minded

I'm a fucking rocket scientist init blad

furst · 12-20-2005, 10:35 AM

I hope some brothers run a train on ya.

12-20-2005, 10:35 AM

hahaha you need a job fella ... lmao

mooglekexin · 12-20-2005, 10:41 AM

ew.. chavy/ned talk... ban him BAN HIM!

gilligan · 12-20-2005, 02:21 PM

what the fuck did you say, i dont understand...

TheBagman · 12-20-2005, 02:22 PM

BAN HIM!

gilligan · 12-20-2005, 02:23 PM

if your gonna speak that jibber jabber then banishment for you.

blunts&teriyaki · 12-20-2005, 02:23 PM

I think he understand what he is saying:

"I am a kid who needs attention"

"Whah! Whah!"

AGanja · 12-20-2005, 02:33 PM

I think he'll understand this as a reply....

Lyrics to Don't Mug Yourself-The Streets....

A new day another morning after, leaning back on my chair in a greasy spoon cafeteria
Last night was some beer laryness done our way but again we're back in the light of day
Chatting shit, sitting at the wall table telling jokes playing with the salt, lookin out the window
Girl brings 2 plates of full english over with plenty of scrambled eggs and plenty of fried tomato
Get my phone out, 'bout to give this girl a shout, see if she had a nice time last night up town
Ask if she fancies trying it again sometime then Cal grabs the phone oi oi oi!

Hold it down boy, your heads getting blurred
I know you cant stop thinking of her
By all means you can vibe with this girl
But just don't mug yourself, thats all don't mug yourself!

Seriously Mick you fucker
No no no Cos ya know what I mean
Don't mug yourself
I'm fucking, i'm know way really d'ya know what I mean
I can take it or leave it, believe, and then Calvins like oi

You need to hold it down Jack, put your phone back
Quit staring into space and eat your snack, thats that
She'll want you much for not hanging on
Stop me if I'm wrong, stop me if I'm wrong
Why should she be the one who decides whether it's off or on or on or off or on
Now the girls rude, I know she's rude but she's screwed right through you, you'll be on your knees soon

Hold it down boy, your heads getting blurred
I know you cant stop thinking of her
By all means you can vibe with this girl
Bust just don't mug yourself, thats all don't mug yourself!
And i'm like, honestly it's not like that, your acting like I'm prancing like a sap
Jumping when she claps and that, oi
Do you really think I act wack cos I'm tellin ya serving the aces and it's game set and match
Perfectly in control of this goal, I got the lead role, won't be fooled and I'm older than you're told
Girl sold, high speeds gold, game over game over too cold

Hold it down boy, your heads getting blurred
I know you cant stop thinking of her
By all means you can vibe with this girl
But just don't mug yourself, that's all don't mug yourself!

Hold it down boy, your heads getting blurred
I know you cant stop thinking of her
By all means you can vibe with this girl
But just don't mug yourself, thats all don't mug yourself!

Ohhhhhhh yaaaa hold it down boy your heads getting blurred
And you can't stop thinkin of her
That girl, she can smell it on her piece
She must have crab and fuckin shrimp in her teeth
No no that's it that's it let me go again let me go again
Are we still recording........weellllllll yeah!

blunts&teriyaki · 12-20-2005, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by da420

BAN HIM!

Aren't u the boss dude?

heat_blitz · 12-20-2005, 03:43 PM

Innit blood.

CallMeHerb · 12-20-2005, 04:54 PM

crack is bad.

Pigwax · 12-20-2005, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by CallMeHerb

crack is bad.

TheBagman · 12-20-2005, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by blunts&teriyaki

Aren't u the boss dude?

No, we are all our own boss.

I'd like to file my complaint against you.

blunts&teriyaki · 12-20-2005, 06:26 PM

^^what did I do dicksome kid who is 20 and lives with and off his parents in ABQ, NM, jacks it all day with his fleshlight, and goes by the name pube on an internet forum?

was I being too cool again?...I hate when I do that.

Spakle · 12-20-2005, 06:31 PM

I'M CONFUSED

smoke_the_dank · 12-20-2005, 06:38 PM

yea, me too.

someone should go through and translate... WTF is a ned?

lmao, thats maybe what a brit calls a nerd, but they dont say R....

12-20-2005, 11:16 PM

not a brit thing , its a scottish thing .... they have their own rules ...

smoke_the_dank · 12-20-2005, 11:22 PM

Id love to meet an asian with a scottish accent. I think that would crack me the fuck up.

six_shooter · 12-21-2005, 03:29 AM

innit blud come back yard, ban the beef

mooglekexin · 12-21-2005, 04:34 AM

ned=chav/trendy/townie

and yes... that is how they talk.. they are the all singing all dancing scum of the world... and not in a good fight club way...

Frank · 12-23-2005, 07:40 AM

nah i was speaking london some kid who is 20 and lives with and off his parents in ABQ, NM, jacks it all day with his fleshlight, and goes by the name pube on an internet forum speak i suppose...

,fuck knows i was a little drunk..

six_shooter · 12-23-2005, 11:10 AM

yup^^ lol

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