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10-02-2007, 04:54 PM
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| MIIDAJ Chaplain  Slutter McGee is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lubbock, Texas
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    | Where in hell will you go? Obviously there is no need for me to take the test...seeing as I will not go to hell at all. But I encourge you all to take it, and post your results here. What circle of the inferno will you reside in? http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv Sincerely, Slutter McGee | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:04 PM
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| Where you at dog?  TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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 | Re: Where in hell will you go? Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:06 PM
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| 20 oz soda for an extra $1.99  FilLaB0NGo7 is Offline Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: InsaneTerrain
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 | Re: Where in hell will you go? The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell! Second Level of Hell You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:09 PM
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| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! Tasha is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the meth half of iowa.
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  | Re: Where in hell will you go? Seventh Level of Hell Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level. | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:11 PM
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| Musical Companion  The_Egg is Online Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Where in hell will you go? Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:15 PM
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| Underachiever  Mr Skinner is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Up north, way up, pretty bloody close to the polar beers..
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 | Re: Where in hell will you go? Originally Posted by TheDriver
Hey! Same here...let's have a ball!
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10-02-2007, 05:22 PM
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| Where you at dog? TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| Re: Where in hell will you go? I'll see you in hell Skinner.  | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:26 PM
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| Underachiever Mr Skinner is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Up north, way up, pretty bloody close to the polar beers..
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| Re: Where in hell will you go? Just wondering: Where did I go wrong? When I answered, I still thought I was a standup bloke... I bet ye get 5 levels just by stating ye don't believe in god! Fucker! Ah...and if ye bring the chicken fro the BBQ, I'll get the beer cooler... | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:28 PM
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| Where you at dog? TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| Re: Where in hell will you go? I thought I was a standup bloke too, and I got the second worst you can get. | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:30 PM
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| Underachiever Mr Skinner is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Up north, way up, pretty bloody close to the polar beers..
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| Re: Where in hell will you go? Yeah... Makes me think: Maybe I oughtta make a pact with the devil after all...if I'm going down, I'll go first class! Maybe he lets me call him daddy? | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:32 PM
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| Where you at dog? TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| Re: Where in hell will you go? The funny part is skinner, I think I actually fluffed my answers. | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:42 PM
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| Underachiever Mr Skinner is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Up north, way up, pretty bloody close to the polar beers..
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| Re: Where in hell will you go? Haha a few of them, yes. Then again I was insecuce about a few, so I tried to balance those I wasn't sure about. | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:48 PM
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| internet meme  pube is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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  | Re: Where in hell will you go? Purgatory, guess I won't be seeing any of you in Hell. | ||||
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10-02-2007, 05:50 PM
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| Underachiever Mr Skinner is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Locat |
