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09-09-2006, 02:56 PM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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      | Wishing for a whacking... Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" The cop answers, "You're in Texas son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, 'I wish that fuck would've tried that shit with me!'" | ||||
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09-09-2006, 03:34 PM
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| Brother Shamus  Crash is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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 | Re: Wishing for a whacking... everythings bigger in texas. except their mental capacity. | ||||
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09-09-2006, 03:36 PM
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| Brother Shamus Crash is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking... yeah, i said it, what mother fuckers | ||||
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09-09-2006, 03:36 PM
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| Brother Shamus Crash is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking...  | ||||
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09-09-2006, 03:40 PM
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| what if your dope was on fire?  Pigwax is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: TX
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 | Re: Wishing for a whacking... Originally Posted by Crash 
i won't even argue that point  fuck it, i wasn't born here | ||||
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09-09-2006, 03:51 PM
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| Amateur  suicidebonger is Offline Join Date: May 2006
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 | Re: Wishing for a whacking... that'll be sweet i cant wait to see a plane or 2 slam into that shit   | ||||
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09-09-2006, 03:53 PM
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| Amateur suicidebonger is Offline Join Date: May 2006
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking... that joke is hilarious tho, because u know he woulda said it | ||||
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09-09-2006, 03:53 PM
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| Brother Shamus Crash is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking... Originally Posted by suicidebonger
hahahaha and you call me a commie, you fucking towelhead
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09-09-2006, 03:55 PM
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| Amateur suicidebonger is Offline Join Date: May 2006
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking... i call a pwn when i see a pwn | ||||
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09-09-2006, 03:59 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking... I  this thread. | ||||
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09-09-2006, 04:00 PM
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| Amateur suicidebonger is Offline Join Date: May 2006
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking... i'm not sure why he hijacked yur thread so quickly | ||||
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09-09-2006, 04:01 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking... This thread was highjacked with box cutters... and flown into the twin towers by Islam. | ||||
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09-09-2006, 04:02 PM
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| Amateur suicidebonger is Offline Join Date: May 2006
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking... u should delete it and restart it because thats a nice little yarn you've spun for us | ||||
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09-09-2006, 06:23 PM
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| Fucking Brutal  elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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 | Re: Wishing for a whacking... Originally Posted by Crash
Go fuck yourself Texas rule all
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09-09-2006, 06:29 PM
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| Brother Shamus Crash is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking... Originally Posted by suicidebonger
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09-09-2006, 06:29 PM
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| the king of no pant's  Mr. Zilla is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Purple forest
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 | Re: Wishing for a whacking... only queers and steers come from texas | ||||
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09-09-2006, 06:31 PM
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| Fucking Brutal elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking... All you Texas hatin pecker lickers.................as I said B4 Texas rules all | ||||
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09-09-2006, 06:35 PM
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| Brother Shamus Crash is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: Wishing for a whacking... Originally Posted by Elroy
yeah sure, prove it. fuckin ex mex's.
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09-09-2006, 06:36 PM
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| Fucking Brutal elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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