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| | #76 |
| Hence, my self-loathing | Re: Slackware 11.0 |
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| | #77 |
| I'm a high school congraduate. | Re: Slackware 11.0 Im tired of these motherfucking nerds in this motherfucking thread! |
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| | #78 |
| Brofessor | Re: Slackware 11.0 Whoa... I found Windows Source Code... Code: /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
} |
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| | #79 |
| the szooze button on a smoke alarm | Re: Slackware 11.0 lol |
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| | #80 |
| Brofessor | Re: Slackware 11.0 OK - WOW! I'm installing XGL and new ATi drivers very very soon after watching this... http://chris.pirillo.com/2006/09/06/...ter-than-this/ |
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| | #81 |
| it's OK, I'm a limo driver. | Re: Slackware 11.0 Originally Posted by da420
that's pretty fuckin sweet!
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| | #82 |
| Brofessor | Re: Slackware 11.0 Fuck yes it's pretty fuckin' sweet! |
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| | #83 |
| Hence, my self-loathing | Re: Slackware 11.0 Yeah, thats pretty fucking sweet..... |
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| | #84 |
| Brofessor | Re: Slackware 11.0 Indeed. |
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