[IVY]

On Thanksgiving day a boy and his family were getting ready for there guest to come over. The boy went outside to take the trash out and heard bitches and basterds, so he went in side and asked his mom what it ment and she said ladys and gentlemen. So he went back outside and heard harry pussys and big dicks, so he went inside to ask his dad what it ment and he said hats and coats. So he was upstairs with his dad and his dad said shit, so he asked his dad what it ment and his dad said its his new shaving cream. So the boy went down stairs with his mom and she said fuck so the boy asked and his mom said it meant she was stuffing the turkey. So when the guest arrive he said welcome bitches and bastards, put ur harry pussies and big dicks on the wall, my dad is upstairs shaving the shit out of his self, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!!

[elroypornlab]

Ehhhhhhhhh, Pretty funny

[stoned jude]

nyuk nyuk nyuk!