[IVY]

Application to Live in New Jersey

Name: _____________________________

Nickname: _____________________________

Address: _____________________________

Exit # (NJ Turnpike): _______

Exit # (Garden State Parkway): _______

1. Ethnic Background:
* ___Italian
* ___Sicilian
* ___Jewish
* ___Italian
* ___Italian

2. Backyard Smells Like:
* ___Sewage
* ___Sulfur
* ___Garbage
* ___All 3

3. # of Muscle Shirts Owned:
* ___5-10
* ___10-15
* ___15-20
* ___20 and above

4. # of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts Owned:
* ___5-10
* ___10-15
* ___15-20
* ___20 and above

5. # of Bon Jovi Shirts That are Also Muscle Shirts:
* ___5-10
* ___10-15
* ___15-20
* ___20 and above

6. Brand of Jeans Preferred:
* ___Sergio Valente
* ___Jordache
* ___Sassoon
* ___Z.Cavaricci

7. Percentage of Wardrobe Which is Skintight:
* ___100%
* ___95-100%
* ___90-95%
* ___85-90%

8. # of Gold Chains Owned:
* ___10-15
* ___15-20
* ___20-25
* ___25 and above

9. # of Gold Chains Worn at One Time:
* ___5-10
* ___10-15
* ___15-20
* ___20 and above

10. Approximate Value of ALL jewelry:
* ___$5-$25
* ___$25-$50
* ___$50-$100
* ___Stolen

11. Number of Applications of Obsession/Polo/Drakar Before Going Out:
* ___10-15
* ___15-25
* ___25 and above

12. Gold Cap on at Least One Tooth?
* ___Yes
* ___No

13. Hair Height (must be completed by applicants seeking residency in Edgewater or Bayonne)
* ___6-8 inches
* ___8-12 inches
* ___1-2 feet
* ___More than 2 feet

14. Hair Products Used:
* ___Hair Spray
* ___Styling Gel
* ___Mouse
* ___Extra

15. Hold Styling Gel:
* ___Bondo
* ___Spackle
* ___40 Weight Oil
* ___Krazy Glue

16. Automobile Owned:
* ___IROC Z
* ___Firebird
* ___Camaro
* ___Mustang
* ___Thunderbird

17. Number of Inches Car is Off the Ground:
* ___6-8 inches
* ___4-6 inches
* ___2-4 inches
* ___Under 2 inches

18. Car Paraphernalia:
* ___Gold chain around license plate
* ___Neon lights around license plate
* ___Neon lights under car
* ___Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging on rear view mirror
* ___Garter hanging from rear view mirror
* ___Chrome hubcaps
* ___Stick-on window tinting
* ___Stick-on paint splash stickers
* ___Fuzzy dice tattoo
* ___Crown deodorizer on dash or in rear window

19. Favorite Sports Team:
* ___Fuckin' Giants
* ___Fuckin' Jets
* ___Fuckin' Mets
* ___Fuckin' Yankees
* ___Fuckin' Nets
* ___Fuckin' Knicks
* ___Fuckin' Devils
* ___Fuckin' Rangers
* ___Fuckin' Islanders

20. Favorite Music:
* ___Techno
* ___Rap
* ___Bon Jovi
* ___Bruce Springsteen

21. Favorite Actor/Actress:
* ___Joe Pesci
* ___Robert DeNiro
* ___Al Pacino
* ___Marisa Tomei
* ___Annette Funicello
* ___Anna Magnani

22. Favorite Movie:
* ___The Godfather
* ___The Godfather Part II
* ___The Godfather Part III
* ___Goodfellas
* ___My Cousin Vinnie

23. Favorite Profanity (proceeded by YO!):
* ___Motherfucker
* ___Cocksucker
* ___Jerkoff
* ___Scumbag
* ___Douche Bag

24. # of Religious Statutes at Grandparents House:
* ___5-10
* ___10-15
* ___15-20
* ___20 and above

25. Relatives Named "Sal"
* ___5-10
* ___10-15
* ___15-20
* ___20 and above

26. Favorite International Destination:
* ___Belmar
* ___Seaside Heights
* ___Point Pleasant
* ___Bayonne
* ___Great Adventure
* ___Secaucus

27. Favorite Driving Technique
* ___Tailgating
* ___Attacking stop signs
* ___Doing 106 mph on the right shoulder of the parkway
* ___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (non-related)
* ___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (own grandparents)