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Old 10-01-2008, 12:22 PM   #1
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Condoms
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks.'What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called Condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex'.

'Oh I see,' replied the boy. 'Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at School'

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'

The dad replies, 'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'

'Cool' says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'

'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'

'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.......'
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Old 10-01-2008, 01:47 PM   #2
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Re: Condoms
I wept....
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:10 PM   #3
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Re: Condoms
Wha whaaaaaaaaa Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:13 PM   #4
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Re: Condoms
Fucking a right
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Old 10-02-2008, 02:01 PM   #5
wtf?
 
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Re: Condoms
word.

thats why i'm gonna live the college life until i die at 35

the deathclock tells me so, so it must be true
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Old 10-02-2008, 03:42 PM   #6
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Re: Condoms
yea say that Death clock is about a mother fucker right
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Old 10-02-2008, 03:45 PM   #7
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Re: Condoms
yeah, people who live much crazier lives than me get like 20 more years over me

guess i'm just lucky
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Old 10-02-2008, 04:16 PM   #8
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What's this death clock?
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Old 10-02-2008, 04:33 PM   #9
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Re: Condoms
The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?
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Old 10-02-2008, 04:38 PM   #10
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Re: Condoms
Shit! I've got less than a year left....

Sounds about right...Fuck the world...
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Old 10-02-2008, 04:41 PM   #11
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Re: Condoms
Wow I just ran it again, Looks like I'm good till Sept. 2011, Katcha, looks like I might not make the Hawaii meeting!
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Old 10-02-2008, 04:44 PM   #12
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Monday, May 29, 2062
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I always knew id be an old man some day.
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:47 AM   #14
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damn it annon hang in there buddy!!! looks like me and egg will be chilling in our 70s together! I hope you like my company man your stuck with me.
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:46 AM   #15
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I only have 30 years left. WTF.
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