[IVY]

Ebonics Dictionary - 2nd Edition


Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:

* Honor Roll
o We was playin bidwiz on the stoop the other day, man I was honor roll.

* Planet
o I know this dude who got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he planet in the backyard.

* Dismay
o I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said dismay hurt a little.

* Omelette
o I should punch you dead in the eye for what you just said but omelette this one go this time.

* Stairway
o Getting high is stupid. It just make you stairway into space.

* Mobile
o I went to the store to buy some food, I was short on cash, my man said gimme one mobile.

* Defense
o I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped defense and got away.

* Afro
o I got so mad at my girl, afro a lamp at her.

* Aftermath
o I don't feel like being at school today so aftermath, I'm out.

* Locket
o I slam the door so hard, I locket.

* Domineering
o My girl's birthday was yesterday, I got her a domineering.

* Kenya
o I needed money fo the subway, so I axe a stranger Kenya spare some change.

* Derange
o is where da deer and antelope play.

* Data
o At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said data boy.

* Beware
o I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis beware I get a job?"

* Dimension
o I be tall, dark, handsome and not dimension smart. (HA!)

* Coatroom
o The judge said, "One more outburst like that, you'll be thrown out de coatroom."

* Decide
o My boy frontin' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on decide.

[highgirly420]

Sweet IVy Hokem Bokem can use this,can you post volume one for him as well?lol

[Pigwax]

that kind of paper is going to get an A in california pretty soon...

[highgirly420]

^^^^^^What do you know?



Can you just be quiet for a second and let me think!


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