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Murphy's Laws


* If anything can go wrong ....it will.

* Anything dropped while working on a car will roll underneath to the exact center.

* The chances of a piece of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

* The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.

* A $200.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first.

* As events transpire as a function of time, tend to move towards a higher state of entropy.

* The worst or stupidest ideas are always the most popular.

* In front of every silver lining, is a cloud.

* Save yourself a lot of worry, don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

* Simple jobs will always be put off, because there will be time to do them later.

* Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.

* The person who pays the least, complains the most.

* There is no time like the present for postponing what you want to do.

* The more we complicate the plan, the greater the chance of failure.

* Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

* A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.