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07-28-2005, 06:03 AM
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| Remember Me?  IVY is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: nj
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     | Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man * A vibrators only function is to please you. * They don't watch televised sports when you want to talk. * They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on TV. * You'll never have to put your vibrator in your mouth. * Vibrators never pick their nose in bed. * Vibrators move. * Vibrators find all the right spots. * Vibrators don't do household chores--- but you don't care. * A vibrator never leaves you or flirts with your friends. * Vibrators never make a mess. * You never worry about where your vibrator has been before. * A vibrator will never call out someone else's name when it is with you. * A vibrator will never ask you to bring it a beer. * Even if your vibrator is working overtime, you know exactly where it is. * A vibrator is easy to turn on and off. * You can spend hours in a bar with your vibrator, and it will still be able to perform when you get it home. * A vibrator doesn't care how long it takes to satisfy you. * Your mother will never ask what your vibrator does for a living. * A vibrator won't get pissed of when dinner isn't cooked. * Vibrators can't get you pregnant, give you a disease, or make you watch auto racing. * Vibrators take up very little room on the bed. * Vibrators never bother you when you want to sleep. * Vibrators never compare size with other vibrators. * You'll never have to share your vibrator with another woman. * Your vibrator doesn't mind if you forget to shave. * Vibrators never fart in bed. * A vibrator won't turn off before you finish. * It is ok to have more than one vibrator in bed with you at a time. * If you have a headache or your period, you won't find a vibrator turned on when you get into bed. * Vibrators are ALWAYS hard. | ||||
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09-22-2008, 12:20 AM
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| Where you at dog?  TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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  | Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man Who the fuck are you? | ||||
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09-22-2008, 05:59 AM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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 | Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man I dunno, but the IP is from Australia... | ||||
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09-22-2008, 10:34 AM
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| Hence, my self-loathing  AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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| Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man It's a Jackaroo? | ||||
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09-22-2008, 10:34 AM
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| Fucking Brutal  elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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| Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man Originally Posted by IVY
because your pussy is a stretched out bag of Arby's Sandwich meat
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09-22-2008, 11:03 AM
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| He makes me all tingley inside;)<3  daiseyduked is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: canada
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  | Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man well ..... i have to disagree!!! i'd pick my mans long dong over any vibrator!!! wooot  | ||||
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09-22-2008, 11:17 AM
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| Where you at dog? TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man Oh my daisey! | ||||
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09-22-2008, 11:23 AM
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| Hence, my self-loathing AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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| Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man Daisey is like our own little nympho.... | ||||
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09-22-2008, 12:07 PM
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| Fucking Brutal elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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| Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man Daisy's a bad mother fucker that's why | ||||
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09-22-2008, 01:58 PM
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| Hey Mr. Funny Man, c'mere!  Gag is Offline Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Kanata.
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| Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man Reason why a vibrator is better than a woman: A vibrator wouldn't post some gender biased shit like this. Only a truly man hating bitch would honestly choose a rubber schlong over the real deal, and have fun teaching your vibrator the art of cunnilingus, you bitch! | ||||
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09-22-2008, 02:00 PM
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| Hey Mr. Funny Man, c'mere! Gag is Offline Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Kanata.
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| Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man For the record, I do realize this thread is a few years old and the orignal poster will probably never read my above statement. | ||||
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09-22-2008, 02:02 PM
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| Where you at dog? TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man Originally Posted by Gag
The original poster is some dumb bitch.
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09-22-2008, 02:11 PM
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| Cock Collector  katchafire is Online Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New Zealand
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 | Re: Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man *shakes head* | ||||
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09-22-2008, 02:15 PM
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| Where you at dog? TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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