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Old 07-28-2005, 05:10 AM   #1
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Rejected Abstinence Signs

Rejected Abstinence Signs


* Abstinence: Give Yourself a Hand!

* I say zip it -- zip it good!

* Just because it's the most pleasurable sensation you'll ever feel in your lifetime doesn't mean you should rush right out and experience it.

* Hey, do you want Ken Starr all over your ass?!

* Wham, Bam, Thank You Hand!

* Just Say Whoa!

* The Pope does it -- now *you* can, too!

* Abstinence: It's not just for quarrels anymore!

* Leave It Near Beaver

* Don't think of it as less sex -- think of it as more time to watch "Babylon 5" reruns.

* You've come a long way, Baby -- for nothing!

* Abstinence: No f**kin' way!

* Spend a little time away from the orifice.

* "Hello, this is President Clinton with an important message for young people..."
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