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| Remember Me? | THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE The Rules of Chocolate * If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. * Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. * The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. * Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. * A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? * If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. * If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract eachother? * Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. * Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit. * Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully. * Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate. * Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. * If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? * If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you? |
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| It's All Good! | Re: THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE and Dumberer |
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| It's All Good! | Re: THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE We are so retarded.... |
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| farout stoned jude is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Semi-Mortally Indisposed... Mr.Tongue is Offline Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Space-Time Continuim
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| It's All Good! | Re: THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE Well I am... |
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| It's All Good! | Re: THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE O-Snap |
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| Semi-Mortally Indisposed... Mr.Tongue is Offline Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Space-Time Continuim
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| cock collector katchafire is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New Zealand
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE what happened to this ivy chick why isnt she around any more did you boys pick on her? you got to stop scaring off the lady folk. | ||||
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| what what? | Re: THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE fleshlight boy scares em all off |
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| the szooze button on a smoke alarm | Re: THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE wasn't it a romantic falling out? |
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| he will return in 2012 | Re: THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE im about to start penis repping these faggot ass thread bumps. completely unnecessary. |
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| what what? | Re: THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE thats what happens when you're bored and can't think of a new thread |
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| he will return in 2012 | Re: THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE i dont mind the good bumps, but an unresponded to ivy thread about chocolate doesnt even deserve the ashtray.... |
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