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Old 07-28-2005, 04:58 AM   #1
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THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE

The Rules of Chocolate


* If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

* Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

* The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

* Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

* A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

* If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

* If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract eachother?

* Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

* Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

* Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

* Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

* Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

* If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

* If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
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Old 03-21-2009, 05:41 PM   #3
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Old 03-21-2009, 05:44 PM   #4
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Old 03-21-2009, 06:07 PM   #5
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Old 03-21-2009, 06:12 PM   #6
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Old 03-21-2009, 06:36 PM   #7
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Old 03-21-2009, 08:55 PM   #9
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what happened to this ivy chick why isnt she around any more did you boys pick on her? you got to stop scaring off the lady folk.
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Old 03-21-2009, 10:51 PM   #10
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:12 AM   #11
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Old 03-22-2009, 11:32 AM   #12
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i dont mind the good bumps, but an unresponded to ivy thread about chocolate doesnt even deserve the ashtray....
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