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10-12-2005, 05:43 PM
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| fucc that and fucc you scarymoose is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: new york
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    | silly octopus A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it." None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again. "Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off." | ||||
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10-12-2005, 08:31 PM
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| Amateur  iRonONE1lunG is Offline Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bend, Oregon
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  | Re: silly octopus A small laugh, mostly dumb. | ||||
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10-14-2005, 04:14 PM
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| arbeit mach frei  Spakle is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tucson but I'm from San Francisco...
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 | Re: silly octopus aww thats so cute | ||||
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