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Words You Won't Find in the Dictionary
But Should!


1. Arachnoleptic Fit
* (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

2. Beelzebug
* (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 am in the morning and cannot be cast out.

3. Bozone
* (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Caterpallor
* (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

5. Cashtration
* (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Decaflon
* (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

7. Dopelar Effect
* (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.

8. Extraterrestaurant
* (n.) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.

9. Faunacated
* (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed. Hence faunacatering (v.), which has made a meal of many species.

10. Grantartica
* (n.) The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.

11. Hemaglobe
* (n.) The bloody state of the world.

12. Intaxication
* (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

13. Kinstirpation
* (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.

14. Lullabuoy
* (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.

15. Reintarnation
* (n.) Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

16. Karmageddon
* (n.)It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

17. Sarchasm
* (n.)The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.