A pair of these would have been great

ßü††|ë§§ · 07-31-2006, 05:30 PM

when I was a kid.
http://www.break.com/top_rated/jumpinaround30.html

suicidebonger · 07-31-2006, 05:42 PM

fuck as a kid i want that shit now.. except the flips and shit isnt gonna be flips and shit with me its gonna be a trip to the ER, that guys good as shit but i have a feeling the first time u put those on thats not gonna happen

budslide · 07-31-2006, 06:06 PM

tits dude

ßü††|ë§§ · 07-31-2006, 06:09 PM

I would also imagine you would first learn to walk with them, stilts on steroids.

Just a matter of time before we see these in the X-Games.

Jeff Limpio · 07-31-2006, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by buttless_wonder

when I was a kid.
http://www.break.com/top_rated/jumpinaround30.html

You sound like all of the fuckin some kid who is 20 and lives with and off his parents in ABQ, NM, jacks it all day with his fleshlight, and goes by the name pube on an internet forums I have come across when they say that "they would be really great B-ball players" if they had the new Jordans.

Just say that you would have a rockin time with these stilts not that it would make you better.

suicidebonger · 07-31-2006, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by TacoLimpio

You sound like all of the fuckin some kid who is 20 and lives with and off his parents in ABQ, NM, jacks it all day with his fleshlight, and goes by the name pube on an internet forums I have come across when they say that "they would be really great B-ball players" if they had the new Jordans.

Just say that you would have a rockin time with these stilts not that it would make you better.

there's a little bit of a difference between regular shoes, and those things that actually make u jump 5ft in the air... i mean i'm sure u wouldnt beable to take the game you'd be a little uncoordinated but give me a break how can u compare them to air jordans when they actually make u jump high as fuck

scarymoose · 07-31-2006, 07:00 PM

those would be badass.
ive seen stuff similar but nothing that makes you jump that high

ßü††|ë§§ · 07-31-2006, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by TacoLimpio

You sound like all of the fuckin some kid who is 20 and lives with and off his parents in ABQ, NM, jacks it all day with his fleshlight, and goes by the name pube on an internet forums I have come across when they say that "they would be really great B-ball players" if they had the new Jordans.

Just say that you would have a rockin time with these stilts not that it would make you better.

Where the fuck did I say a damn thing about those making me better?
You are a waste of flesh, oxygen and my time. You are also as useful and repugnant as a barrel of unwiped smashed assholes.

suicidebonger · 07-31-2006, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by buttless_wonder

Where the fuck did I say a damn thing about those making me better?
You are a waste of flesh, oxygen and my time. You are also as useful and repugnant as a barrel of unwiped smashed assholes.

yeah i was gonna say that to but then said fuck it he'll just make something else up in his mind

ßü††|ë§§ · 07-31-2006, 09:13 PM

Sounds like somebody trying to start a post war.
It's going to take much better than that to really get my attention.

Jeff Limpio · 08-01-2006, 01:08 AM

Originally Posted by buttless_wonder

Where the fuck did I say a damn thing about those making me better?
You are a waste of flesh, oxygen and my time. You are also as useful and repugnant as a barrel of unwiped smashed assholes.

Did you have your little sister write this for you? you don't appear to be clever enough to have written such things. And shitbird!!! you were in the shoutbox talking shit about how great these would have been when you were younger playing basketball.

Or maybe it was your boyfriend siucidebonger talking about how it would be great to have those on so that when he fucks you in the ass, he can drive his little dick into you just a little deeper as you're tied up on the floor in your gradeschool blouse and skirt.

Now, run off to mommy so that she can blow your nose and wipe the cum hanging off of the corner of your suck hole.

nightfox313 · 08-01-2006, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by TacoLimpio

Or maybe it was your boyfriend siucidebonger talking about how it would be great to have those on so that when he fucks you in the ass, he can drive his little dick into you just a little deeper as you're tied up on the floor in your gradeschool blouse and skirt.

sounds like you need to lay off the gay porn. youre starting to have some disturbing fantasies about internet characters.

Jeff Limpio · 08-01-2006, 01:58 AM

Originally Posted by nightfox313

sounds like you need to lay off the gay porn. youre starting to have some disturbing fantasies about internet characters.

You are the third little bitch in the trio...if I want any lip from any of you three, I will pull your little pretty pink panties down and take it. I didn't pull your panties down, so STFU!

nightfox313 · 08-01-2006, 02:50 AM

Originally Posted by TacoLimpio

You are the third little bitch in the trio...if I want any lip from any of you three, I will pull your little pretty pink panties down and take it. I didn't pull your panties down, so STFU!

i just imagined stewie saying that. thats fucking hilarious. you know when you meet someone thats so retarded that you dont mind whatever they say............ well i met tacolimpio

taco · 08-01-2006, 04:50 AM

thread moved to fight room..........

TacoSusio · 08-01-2006, 07:35 AM

:laught31: I see limpio is making new friends...

Don't mind him too much, he just can't smoke right now

(mexi in training).

ßü††|ë§§ · 08-01-2006, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by TacoLimpio

Did you have your little sister write this for you? you don't appear to be clever enough to have written such things. And shitbird!!! you were in the shoutbox talking shit about how great these would have been when you were younger playing basketball.

Or maybe it was your boyfriend siucidebonger talking about how it would be great to have those on so that when he fucks you in the ass, he can drive his little dick into you just a little deeper as you're tied up on the floor in your gradeschool blouse and skirt.

Now, run off to mommy so that she can blow your nose and wipe the cum hanging off of the corner of your suck hole.

Considering I have never had any interest in basketball your statements are moot.

Originally Posted by taco

thread moved to fight room..........

Does this mean the thread is destined for the ashtray? ;^/

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