[elroypornlab]

I take very good care of my nails and hair! I feel self concious about these things

[JamaicanHerb]

i'd like to shave the dude, yeah... his whole body

[JamaicanHerb]

^^ Got a younger brother??

[mooglekexin]

I think just replying to this is increasing the femininity of a lot of us.

[x] Use shower gel
[ ] Use that werid fluffy thing
[x] Piss sitting down (when lazy... so a lot)
[x] Trim pubes
[x] Use a hairdryer (i dont get the deal with this, my hair is long... but apparently is a female thing)

Thats all i can think of right now... i'll get back to ya

[stoned jude]

this is a funny thread all you bitches!!!

[FilLaB0NGo7]

can't say I ever sit down to piss you freaks!

I dye my hair from time to time and always use Pro Active, thats as girly as I can go mayne.......

[daiseyduked]

well i'm glad alot of u sit when peeing......i've gotten up in the middle of the nite to use the washroom and fallen right into the damn toilet because someone left the lid up.........................

[HailChickenWing]

I use a puff (it's economical), I use a hairdryer (it would literally take about a day for my hair to dry otherwise), and even use shitty, third-hand hair straighteners about twice a week, because my hair needs to be kept under a degree of control.

Still, I've never even considered sitting down exclusively for a piss.

[Pigwax]

Originally Posted by HailChickenWing

Still, I've never even considered sitting down exclusively for a piss.

me too

[HailChickenWing]

Originally Posted by Pigwax

me too

These other guys must be :Toker_T:

[Boffin]

I use a puff and moisturizing Dove shower cream... I really like big fat bubblebaths with the salts and all that good shit... I trim for the girlfriend...

Some people consider the stuff I do for my girlfriend fem, like during the exams she had like minor panic attacks before / during all her maths exams so I went in like 3 hours earlier than I had to to give her a hug and make sure she was OK. That got a couple of "that's girly" comments but eh never occurs to me not to do that kinda shit.

Trying to think of other stuff that might be considered fem..... Oh when I wash my hair I wash it three times then use John Frieda conditioner, but only because that lets me not wash it for a couple days in between. It just produces too much scalp grease if I wash it every day.

Never really sat down to pee though, except when I was reeeaaal drunk (I'm talking 15 shots of 70% abv absynthe and a few Jacks drunk though... It was probably a good thing that I sat down cause during I had to ralph..... Not cool, had to use the bathtub man!)

[Boffin]

Oh, probably the girliest thing is that mostly when I'm hangin out, it'll be with a group of girls and I often become involved in the whole girly chats thing... They'll straighten my hair occasionally.

[Boffin]

Oh and I don't regard the puffs as girly, it's just the name really is!

[Boondock]

Originally Posted by Boffin

Some people consider the stuff I do for my girlfriend fem, like during the exams she had like minor panic attacks before / during all her maths exams so I went in like 3 hours earlier than I had to to give her a hug and make sure she was OK. !)

fuck no dude. thats the shit that makes dudes like us stand out from the rest.

that and our large wangs

[Luke]

i shave my ass

[Boffin]

Haha that too.

I love the superior feeling you get from knowing that most of the assholes at school have never had sex or ever come near it... It's harsh but whatever, man.

The only reason they haven't is because they're butt-munching supercunts who would rather impress their dude friends than learn how to talk to a female.

[mooglekexin]

Fuck yeah, talking to females about more cliched femaley stuff is better than saying rediculous cliched tales of men about how many 100000000000mph you went in your car when you picked up 70 prostitutes at once while shooting a squirrel during orgasm... lol... i've gone nuts

[six_shooter]

^^^ so true...im glad i got outta there man, there are so many douches just like that

EDIT: To Boffins post

[mooglekexin]

oh and sitting > standing in general so why not when pissing, just because i can do something doesn't mean its better... i could have sex with men but females are obviously better

[gilligan]

Originally Posted by Luke

i shave my ass

i heard if u shave it when the stubble grows back it is a fucking bummer.

[falnsenseofpryde]

Originally Posted by gilligan

oh hell boon check this out

did you get the 3 pack thing.. thats the exact same shit i have, use it all and smell real nice...