[Silent Steve]

alright fuck it I figured I might as well use this forum for something.

http://www.thebeautifullull.com/index.php?p=89

in one of hedbergs later shows he went up on stage fucked up as hell, this is basically what happened.

After a short while, he began stumbling about the stage, stupefied, mumbling, delivering punchlines before the body of the joke, laughing for no reason, and at several points throughout the show, simply laid down in the center of the stage. Dangling the microphone over his mouth, he would giggle and sigh, commenting regularly that he couldn’t remember his jokes. The audience egged him on, cheering, clapping, and laughing, tossing suggested bits into the air that he would half-heartedly attempt, then give up in more giggles. At several points I was certain he was on the verge of passing out as the microphone slipped out of his hand to clonk on the stage or on his face, but giggles would emerge again. When he did manage to stand, he approached an older woman at the side of the stage who encourage him to have a seat with her. The security guards approached to ward her off, but Hedberg stumbled off the stage to take a seat, and the woman proceeded to fetishize him, rubbing his hair, touching his clothes, and eventually the two engaged in a sickening makeout session that had the audience groaning and yelling.

Back on stage, Hedberg collapsed to the floor again in a completely incoherent mess. For an achingly long time he simply laughed, attempting to talk and slipping right back into laughter. Commenting that he liked drugs, especiallyXanax, but he was happy with anything, several small pills found their way to the stage, at least one of which he swallowed after mumbling “What is this?”.... Seats quickly began emptying, entire rows vacant, and at one point a man approached the stage with a card. Stumbling to him to retrieve the card, Hedberg read the contents aloud. “‘Jesus loves you.’ Not tonight, man, not after tonight.”

hahahaha, it sounds like he had a kickass night!

[Dripping`]

ahahaha I love how he was drugged up

one of his good quotes.

I used to do drugs, I still do drugs.. but I used too, too

[smoke_the_dank]

I read that a while back. gave me a whole new respect for him.

:puff:

[Ta'veren]

that's awesome

[Dripping`]

Didn't have have really bad stage fright? and thats why he would always go on stage all drugged up.

[Dripping`]

Mitch Hedberg Quotes:
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

Because of Acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

I once saw a fork lift lifting a box of forks, now even thats to litteral for me

[stoned jude]

this is funny. i don't know who this guy is and now he is dead?

[Dripping`]

he died.. I forgot how he died.. but he was damn funny..

he had stupid ass jokes but the way they came out of his mouth made you laugh

[TheBagman]

he was a genious in his own right...it's hard to explain his humor, anybody else would have had a hard time selling his jokes, but for him it was simple...

[gilligan]

damnit otto, your an alcoholic

[Dripping`]

anybody want some xanax?

[gilligan]

oh i do, i do.

[Luke]

hook me up

[IVY]

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It was the cutest infestation ever. Way better then cockroaches. When I turn on the light, they scatter, but I do not want them to. So im like.. hey fellas.. wait a minute.. Dont run away.. . I want to hold you . . . and feed you a leaf.

[gilligan]

this might sound bad, so imma go ahead and say it

Steve is the only person who knows about the endless cycle of drama that has been going on over the past few months, but in a nutshell me and my lady split up for a few months and we kind of dated other people and i guess realized we love each other. Newaythe dude she dated, his mom and sister died of loopis, and i had only heard of loopis in the bible and from mitch headberg, so thats why me and steve always say, damnit otto, you have loopis!!

when my lady told me that, the first thing i said i was damnit otto, then she told me to shut up she was being serious.

LOL i even showed steve "the letter" and pitched the idea for my new show kind of like the OC, but based on my life. good stuff.

[Boffin]

What's loopis?

[Boffin]

Lupus (SLE) is an autoimmune disease that can affect virtually any system in the body. Think of it as a 'self-allergy' where the body attacks its own cells and tissues, causing inflammation, pain, and possible organ damage.


Oh snap.

[gilligan]

damn i had no idea how to spell it, i was just shooting from the hip.