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Old 11-29-2005, 07:33 PM   #26
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

...naw, I hear with like the sectioned staff it's pretty effective.
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:39 PM   #27
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

aint worthless, just always shown used wrong, use the chain for disarming and getting round arm > throw then beat to pulp
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:42 PM   #28
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

i'd laugh for awhile, then show u what a real weapon is like
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:45 PM   #29
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

guns are pussy compared to melee weapons. I'd love to see you take on a trained ninja or samurai, you wouldn't know where to shoot, and then you'd get your shooting arm chopped off, and then ur head.

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Old 11-29-2005, 07:46 PM   #30
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

when you start laughing i'd pull my knife and slash your face... but of course to get through all the doors you'd make a HELL of a noise and i'd jump ya as soon as ya came in
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:46 PM   #31
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

anytime your willing to test that theory i'm there
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:48 PM   #32
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

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guns are pussy compared to melee weapons. I'd love to see you take on a trained ninja or samurai, you wouldn't know where to shoot, and then you'd get your gun arm chopped off, and then ur head.
youve got to be kidding me... where have you ever seen a ninja ?
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:49 PM   #33
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

rather not have to dispose of corpses... cameras cameras
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

exactly... you aint seen a ninja
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:50 PM   #35
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

no where around here, the ninja arts are practiced truly in only a few places in japan.
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:51 PM   #36
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

the point of being a ninja is to be an assassin that isn't seen
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:52 PM   #37
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

...I have.

Ninjitsu is the art of stealth.

A ninja would not take you head on...he'd sneak up behind you and break your neck rather than draw out his sword.

In fact, guns are a pussy's way out, however in ths day and age they are necessary.

Sometimes I wish guns were not invented...so we could still practice that age old art of swordsmanship.
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

remember when japan came after our 1 little island naval base and we blew up their 2 biggest cities? thats pretty much a shotgun compared to whatever the fuck your talking about
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

just because you got some numchucks doesn't mean you are a ninja...
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:55 PM   #40
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

I'd rather be a practicing samurai than a stoner.

I'd give up smoking so I could become a dedicated samurai.

if you can't tell..I'm a big east asian history buff.
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:56 PM   #41
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

Originally Posted by da420
just because you got some numchucks doesn't mean you are a ninja...
no shit u need a black costume to
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

Numchucks aren't even an anchient weapon Da.

They were made up by hollywood (specifically, bruce-lee)

Nunchucks isn't even a japanese/chinese/ANY asian word!

You my friend, are wrong.

A ninja does not use a sword, nay, instead he uses what is around him, gradening shears, kamas...etc.
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:57 PM   #43
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

except it's pretty much not the same, in fact no where near the same thing. I guarantee if for some reason you were ever in a fight with a well trained ninja you get ur gun knocked out of ur hand, and then you get your world fucked up by fists/steel
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

I'd love to be a samurai though, their philosophy and stuff is amazing.

I never claimed to be a ninja, i was just saying if someone broke into my flat with a gun i could destroy them with my melee weapons.
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