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Old 11-29-2005, 08:27 PM   #51
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

Originally Posted by The_Shootist
Numchucks aren't even an anchient weapon Da.

They were made up by hollywood (specifically, bruce-lee)

Nunchucks isn't even a japanese/chinese/ANY asian word!

You my friend, are wrong.

A ninja does not use a sword, nay, instead he uses what is around him, gradening shears, kamas...etc.

first i can't believe that there is talks of fucking ninjas on here and second you don't know what you're talking about. made up by hollyood and bruce lee???come on dude. the farmers of Okinawa have been using them for like a thousand years to cut down corn and shit like that. a lot of those ninja weapons were simple farm equimpent that the farmers used to protect themselves with. they were not allowed to have weapons way back during certain dynasties/empires. they practiced fighting with farm equipment cause thats all they had.

for someone that is into asian history you don't seem to know that much
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Old 11-29-2005, 08:32 PM   #52
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

from the wikipedia

Ninja are said to have made use of weapons that could be easily concealed or disguised as common tools. Weapons commonly attributed to them included shuriken and bo. In popular folklore, ninja also used special short swords called ninja-ken (or ninja-to see below for explanation). Ninja-ken are smaller than katana but larger than wakizashi, and were supposedly created by grinding down broken samurai katana found on battlefields


It is popularly believed that the ancient ninja were peasants, forbidden under law from studying the samurai swordplay techniques because of feudal Japan's caste structure





actually i was a little off. it wasn't for corn it was for rice.
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Old 11-29-2005, 08:44 PM   #53
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

atleast ya'll can beat the fuck outta a piece of rice if it breaks in.......................
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Old 11-29-2005, 08:57 PM   #54
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

Man all I got me is a Glock.

Give me some guns, its rabbit season
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Old 11-29-2005, 08:59 PM   #55
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i sick my bassett hound on him.
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:16 PM   #56
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

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i sick my bassett hound on him.

yur girl isn't that bad.. give her a break man
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:22 PM   #57
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

nah not too bad.

here we are makin out.
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:23 PM   #58
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

Which one is the bitch?
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:00 PM   #59
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

is that a mossberg?
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:16 PM   #60
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

Ummm, a big spiked club and my left shoe???


If some crack head some kid who is 20 and lives with and off his parents in ABQ, NM, jacks it all day with his fleshlight, and goes by the name pube on an internet forum came in my apartment and tried to rob me at gun point, he'd be fucking forced to shoot me or I'd kill him...

now if some real robber came in a robbed me... I'd give him everything I have, then when he walks out the door, go on my porch and drop a cinder block on his head, and than stick that big spiked club mentioned earlier up his ass....



I see no point in having a gun. I want to see the real statistic on how many lifes guns have safed, and how many lifes they've cost...
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:17 PM   #61
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

i love shootin skeet man, i wish i was home to get some pics up but i will be fairly soon... here are some i took on my cam phone and then sent into a few of those camphone sites i use...



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Old 11-29-2005, 10:21 PM   #62
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

Originally Posted by budslide
I see no point in having a gun. I want to see the real statistic on how many lifes guns have safed, and how many lifes they've cost...


(loads gun, puts 1 in the chamber, hell i'll even take off the safety... puts gun on floor) gun kill, kill gun, gun??? KILL, WTF KILL DAMN U WHY AREN'T YOU KILLING GUN YOU ARE SUPPOSSED TO BE A KILLING MACHINE!!!! KILL DAMN U


yea man sorry nada happened.. guns dont kill people, i bet over half of gun murders would still happen but it would be a more painful way like a knife, not just a simple boom, goodbye its a bleed to death agonising pain.....
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:22 PM   #63
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

Originally Posted by TheDude
Fuck you with your M-1A. Ive been wanting one of those for a minute.

It's my dads, but i can take it whenever, and when the revolution comes i'll have that in my hand....


he's getting me a bushmaster M4A3 or 1 of those for christmas
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:38 PM   #64
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

mossberg def. takes the gold in defense shotguns if you ask me, its what most police and the army uses passed all of their requirments so it def. passed mine
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Old 11-30-2005, 03:37 AM   #65
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

I'm still laughing about this scenario, a prowler breaks into Daisey's house, sneaks ever so silently into her room, pulls back the bed sheets and finds Tomo, with Daisey's baseball bat handle deep up his ass!!!! He then grabs Tomo's Bass guitar and beats him to death with it. Daisey, of course, has escaped to safety. So I suppose, in your own way Tomo, you did protect her.

LOL.
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Old 11-30-2005, 06:38 AM   #66
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

Meh I got nuttin' at all...except a skateboard which makes a fairly good weapon.

We don't lock the door when we're in, ever. Sometimes not even when we're out.

I mean...would ya really break into an unknown house here? You might be running into a berserk viking-descendand with a viking-axe on the wall
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Old 11-30-2005, 06:50 AM   #67
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hubby's got rifles hangin on the walls all over the house and guns in his draw next to his side of the bed-he ready
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Old 11-30-2005, 07:47 AM   #68
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

Originally Posted by The_Shootist
Numchucks aren't even an anchient weapon Da.

They were made up by hollywood (specifically, bruce-lee)

Nunchucks isn't even a japanese/chinese/ANY asian word!

You my friend, are wrong.

A ninja does not use a sword, nay, instead he uses what is around him, gradening shears, kamas...etc.

that isnt true, what the hell do you think flails are
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Re: its 3am, you hear someone breaking into your house...

Boon, I'm takling about the nunchaku we mostly associate with Bruce Lee...etc

You know the ones, the two sticks connecting by chains...

Sectioned weapons have been a part of the medevil japanese arsenal..just...not in thet form we think of them.
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