[Gag]

Yeah fucking eh.

I'm bewildered that beer in America is so cheap.

[The_Egg]

You should give your brother a bag of your own shit for Christmas.


Did your mom just not trust you to hold on to the money, or did your brother just take your money from ya?

[TacoSusio]

Originally Posted by TheBagman

No, I find it hilarious actually. Archived.

bad call....

[Gag]

^Ridiculous!

I laughed pretty hard when I read it.

[katchafire]

Originally Posted by Gag

I'm bewildered that beer in America is so cheap.

Thats because American beer taste like fucking piss I wouldnt pay more than 10 bucks for a case of USA beer no in fact I would want to be paid 10 bucks to drink the American beer.

[TacoSusio]

piss is an aquired taste.

[Bud Bundy]

Originally Posted by pube

I came to visit my older brother in Dallas for a month. My mom gave me like $150 spending money, and like $300 to my brother for like if we wanted to go to the movies, or i needed groceries etc. I been here since the 28th and we have been to the mall for like 5 minutes so he could return a shirt and we went bowling, but only because his friend wanted to go and I didn't even bowl. Some how both of those things came out of the $300. So basically I sit at his apt all day and take care of his dog like a babysitter. Pick up dog shit all day, get scratched and bitten up, then he comes home and bitches at me about stuff being on the floor like I'm a fucking maid. We have been the grocery store like 4 times, and only one of those times was the $300 used to pay for, and it was like 30$ worth of groceries. Same with getting food and shit, I've had to pay like 4/5 times like the groceries. He has bought like 8 12packs since I got here, all out of my money and he's drank from them too and SOMEHOW that used up the rest of the $300 when its only like 10$ for a 12. So basically he spent all the money at the bars and shit like that. So much for a vacation huh? He also ditches me every other night to hang out with his friends. He works during the week and I don't want to be a dick and make him go places if hes tired and has to be up in the morning. Even when I do ask to go places, he goes "I'm too tired..." then 5 min later his friend will call, and all of a sudden hes not too tired and goes out till like 2 am. The bar tabs probably came out of my money too. That is fucked up shit to treat a houseguest like that. I could have watched tv and been online all day at home. Not only that, being a trendy metrosexual faggot that he is, my mom bought him a small like 3x3 dinner table for his apt. he couldnt just get a semi-nice dining set for a couple hundred bucks, he made my mom get him a 500$ table, just the TABLE. Then 4 chairs at like 250$ a peice. Why would 1 person need 4 chairs? He also got like 500$ worth of designer sheets from her too. So now me and my parents are pretty broke and dont really have any money for nice xmas gifts because of my greedy ass brother. I can also see the doozy of a $500 plane ticket coming up. My bro SAYS hes gonna drive home for xmas, but I can already tell like the 23rd hes gonna call my mom up and say he doesnt feel like driving and needs a plane ticket when the tickets will be all expensive as fuck. And the whole reason my mom was generous and bought him that shit was because my brother is "saving" for his own place....when he already has his own place. And last night I find out that the new apt hes gonna move in to, he will have 1 years free rent so hes just saying hes "saving" as an excuse. What a fucker. Shittiest vacation ever. I just needed to rant.

My sister is the same way, we should hang some time.

[TheDriver]

How does bowling cost 300?

[stoned jude]

no ofence pube but you areso jelous. they would do the same for you in yhat situation. you shoulda just did you own thang! lol

[Pigwax]

this thread is still funny, i still can't believe he let his own brother treat him like that. i seriously would have kicked my bro in the balls, took off, and bring home some hookers and coke.

if my bro ever told me to pick up his cat's shit, i'd calmly tell him to go fuck himself.

[stoned jude]

lol!