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Old 07-30-2006, 06:11 PM   #1
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my night

it started out good. my buddy C came over to play a game called morton's list.
it is a game where you roll a 30 sides dice twice and it gives you a quest based on the die.
Our quest was to see how people react in different situations, so we decided to see what happens when you go to someones front door and say your buddy was just stabbed. C went up to the door while i stood aside and took notes.
the first house everything went alright, second house no one answered. the third house is where we got trouble.
C went to the door while i hid under a tree to observe. He went to the first door but no one answered. then he went to the garage door and still no one answered. he went bak to the front and an old man walked out the other door and says something. chas says something i couldnt hear, and the old guy says "SOMEONE WAS STABBED?! ill call the cops and get them here in a few minutes."
he then runs inside and loks his front door before C has a chance to tell him we were doing the expirament. C yells "wait let me explain" but its too late.
at this point we run bak to my house and he leaves.
later my mom calls and says the cops are looking for someone matching C's desription. i call him tell him to change his clothes and everything and we think its good.
then later i notice a cop car sitting right outside my house for a while. but i ignore it and keep watching tv
later a cop comes to the front door and starts questioning me. he says something like if you did it, admit now and youll be in less trouble then when we get the helicopters and stuff here.
i explain we were playing a game but he still needs to talk to C to find out what happened. i grab the book to show him the quest. As we are walking to his car he says something like "tell me about that fuking marijuana plant i found in your bakyard is it yours?" and sit in the bak of the car for a while, while he talks with the other cops. then we go to Cs house but he isnt there. i tell them i can call him but need my phone which is bak at my house. we get bak to my house, and i call him, tell him to come over so we can get all the shit down.
long story short- a bunch of stuff happened and he got the story on a confession sheet and says it will probably be a slap on the wrist or a fine for false alarm. depends on what the sarge says.

my dad is also fuking rediculous. as i type this he is downstairs saying this could cost me $100,000 to my brother
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Old 07-30-2006, 06:14 PM   #2
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Man, shitty, but hilarious.
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Old 07-30-2006, 06:25 PM   #3
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Re: my night

never heard of that shit.... i dont know how u didnt think that wasnt gonna happen though. also not sure why yur dads like this is gonna cost me 100grand, it was a practical joke type thing just get some community service or sumin prob, how old are u? i'm guessing like 16 or 17 its not like anything bad bad can happen kids do stupid shit like that all the time. only thing i could see being a problem is if that old guy would try to sue for distress or sumin cause he got so excited and had a heart attack or sum shit but if he just called the popo i dont see the guy pullin some shit like that
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Old 07-30-2006, 06:28 PM   #4
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Re: my night

im 18 so i can get in shit if they decide to
there must of been at least 8 cops around my neighbor hood, also a medic and a tv station.
we didnt expect the old guy to run inside before C could tell him what was going on
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Old 07-30-2006, 06:36 PM   #5
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Re: my night

Originally Posted by scarymoose
im 18 so i can get in shit if they decide to
there must of been at least 8 cops around my neighbor hood, also a medic and a tv station.
we didnt expect the old guy to run inside before C could tell him what was going on
haha you shoulda staged a fake stabbing for the t.v crew,
if your going down might as well make it worth it
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Old 07-30-2006, 07:21 PM   #6
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Old 07-30-2006, 07:59 PM   #7
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i dont get it. well here's my night. the biotch who was supposed to be working with me today didn't, so in steps the total babe that works takeout to do the job so that made it fun, but she then affirms how shite my job is and i said she could leave without doing the full work because she's definitely had enough, which meant i was there for an extra hour (every five minutes of work is buffered exponentially near closing time because one has to deal with not only closing but also last minute orders then cleaning up AFTER those last minute orders) then i got trashed before the bar closed and drove home on the sidewalk.
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haha tv crews thats priceless.... try to find a news article that would be kickass
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Old 07-30-2006, 08:52 PM   #9
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man, all you guys are telling me how stupid i am, but jesus christ, why hasnt anybody told moose he is a dumbfuck yet? if i posted this i would have been told so 8 or 9 times already. DUMBFUCK
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Old 07-30-2006, 08:53 PM   #10
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Old 07-30-2006, 09:09 PM   #11
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Re: my night

lol

holy crap moose! lol.......you gotta be careful with that!! ....hopefully you guys don't get charged with putting the cops through a false alarm......i can't remember what they call that charge off hand.......funny story though lol....
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Old 07-30-2006, 10:36 PM   #12
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:32 PM   #13
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:33 PM   #14
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Old 07-31-2006, 12:04 AM   #15
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Old 07-31-2006, 02:32 AM   #16
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What ever happen to a quiet night of monopoly
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Old 07-31-2006, 03:33 AM   #17
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lol thats tooooooo funny
one time we were carrying a laundry basket down the stairs and y daughter goes it'stooo heavy
i say want me to call 911 as a joke
so i pretended to dail
caps call back
what's goin on
everything ok?
lol cant fuck around with this shit
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wait, what happened with the marijuana plant?
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