[Slutter McGee]

Its time to be honest. I think that you are all good people, or at least could be if you only put your faith in the right place. This website could be a place where True Believers could come together to worship, pray, and find fellowship in one another. We could bring Glory to God, instead of tearing him down. I would like to make this proposal to da and TheDude. Get rid of all the drugs. Take down the pictures of evil things like weed and alchohol and female gentalia. Rename "The Secret Garden"..."The Garden of Spiritual Growth". A filter on inappropriate language could help in ministering to non-believers all over the web. Just think what a bunch of reformed potheads ministering on the internet could do for the Kingdom I feel like I have put in my time on this site, and I sincerely believe that after time and a lot of prayer these changes could turn this into the most exciting forum on the internet.

I have always found that accountability with others is important. I believe that if we confess our sins to each other, and get them out in the open, the door will be open for prayer and change.

I don't mind starting.

I have struggled with masturbation for on near 10 years now. I have even engaged in looking at pornography or pictures of naked breasts.

I once smoked a cigarette, and although it made me cough, for a second I felt like a rebel. I felt seperated from God's Kingdom.

A girl once gave me a blowjob. Although it was a shortlived experience, it is one that I have always regretted as it is not in line with God's purpose for sex.

I often find myself using the s word. I often feel that God should cut out my tounge.

These are some of my sins, and I certainly hope I wont be harrassed for mentioning them, and I hope you ALL understand my intentions.

Join me in prayer: Dear Lord. Help all of MIIDAJ. may we all come to know and trust in your power. May this website become a training ground for soldiers in YOUR army. In your son's name.

AMEN.

[suicidebonger]

since when did he go religious anyway? never realized it before

[Silent Steve]

porn!?!? You sicko!! Kick him off the forum da, we don't need heathens like this in here!

[AnnonUSA]

I have seen the error in my ways, and I too, am ready to repent and ask forgiveness!

DA and the Dude you must get on this now. My God how could I have been so Blind!

[TheBagman]

I too have seen the error in my ways. I have given my life over to my Lord, and Savior. He shall guide me to the kingdom of Heaven where I shall frolic in eternity... or something. I'll get right on that.

Oh, and Annon, since you converted, please refrain from using God's name in vain. Thanks.

[TheBagman]

What do you guys think about an angel background, with a header with the Virgin Mary instead of The Dude?

[Slutter McGee]

Originally Posted by AnnonUSA

I have seen the error in my ways, and I too, am ready to repent and ask forgiveness!

DA and the Dude you must get on this now. My God how could I have been so Blind!

ANNON yes. I certainly hope you are not mocking me, and you seem a person of stature and integrity. Trust in the Lord. The waves have already started. The tsunami is rising up ready to crash the Devil's playground: His unholiness, pot-smoking, and pornography.

Sincerely,

Slutter McGee

[AnnonUSA]

Sorry, old habits are hard to break.....

[AnnonUSA]

Do I really have to give up all porn?

[Silent Steve]

suicide better start chugging the holy water, we're gonna need some holy showers.

[Slutter McGee]

Originally Posted by da420

I too have seen the error in my ways. I have given my life over to my Lord, and Savior. He shall guide me to the kingdom of Heaven where I shall frolic in eternity... or something. I'll get right on that.

Oh, and Annon, since you converted, please refrain from using God's name in vain. Thanks.

And now da....Lets start praying. We can make this happen yall. The Lord works in mysterious ways. Holy, Holy, Holy, is the Lord God Almighty...sing it...who was and is and is to come.

Sing with me:
Blessed be Your name
in the land that is plentiful
Where Your streams of abundance flow
Blessed be Your name

And blessed be Your name
When I'm found in the desert place
Though I walk through the wilderness
Blessed be Your name

PRE-CHORUS:
Every blessing You pour out I'll
turn back to praise
And when the darkness closes in, Lord
Still I will say

CHORUS:
Blessed be the name of the Lord
Blessed be Your name
Blessed be the name of the Lord
Blessed be Your glorious name

Blessed be Your name when the sun's shining down on me
When the world's "all as it should be"
Blessed be Your name
And blessed be Your name on the road marked with suffering
Though there's pain in the offering
Blessed be Your name

PRE-CHORUS
CHORUS

BRIDGE:
You give and take away
You give and take away
My heart will choose to say
Lord, blessed be Your name

CHORUS

AMEN,

Slutter McGee

[Slutter McGee]

Originally Posted by AnnonUSA

Do I really have to give up all porn?

Only if you lust when you look at it. If you lust after the women you see, then you have commited a sin. The same applies to masturbation.

Sincerely,

Slutter McGee

[AnnonUSA]

I'm turning over a new leaf!

[Slutter McGee]

Originally Posted by da420

What do you guys think about an angel background, with a header with the Virgin Mary instead of The Dude?

I think that would be an incredible start...but remember da..this isn't about Catholics, and we don't want to worship idols like the Virgin Mary...or like some of you do with Jeff Bridges.

Slutter McGee

[AnnonUSA]

I need to start slow, so maybe I can just jerk off like 3 times a week for a while....

[Slutter McGee]

Originally Posted by Silent Steve

suicide better start chugging the holy water, we're gonna need some holy showers.

This is an idea. We make the tag line of the site "Shower in God's Grace"

Slutter McGee

[Slutter McGee]

Originally Posted by AnnonUSA

I need to start slow, so maybe I can just jerk off like 3 times a week for a while....

As long as God knows you are trying to stop, and you faith is sincerely planted in his will, then I believe that is a fine step. Baby steps gentlemen. We are making progress in the word. I might also suggest a forum for daily bible readings and analyis.

Slutter McGee

[AnnonUSA]

I'm working on a new banner for you DA.

[AnnonUSA]

New URL will be needed too.....

MindIfIDieonaCross.com

[mooserino]

This is why no one should answer when the people carrying a bible come to the door.

funny thread though.

[Slutter McGee]

Originally Posted by modest moose

This is why no one should answer when the people carrying a bible come to the door.

funny thread though.

Look, I realize that with you being a semi-attractive female, you are obviosly going to have some self-esteem and feel comfortable inserting yourself in the business of men. However, Paul is very clear about the place of women, and he talks about this in 2nd Corinthians, chapter 3. You are to serve your man, and we are to love you for it. This is all clear. This is why men run churches and why God is a man. Women messed everything up in the beginning when Eve ate the apple and gave in to temptation. Women may be attractive, and yes you are needed to bear children, but you have no place in the affairs of men.

Sincerely,

Slutter McGee

[Slutter McGee]

Frankly, I am tired of women tempting me to lose my virginity before marriage. I don't think God intended for us to sleep around...hence the existence of STD's and AIDS. I don't want AIDS.

Slutter McGee

[TheBagman]

[mooserino]

Dear Slutter,

Semi-attractive female, ugly female, semi attractive male, ugly male, whatever the hell someone is the point is that they are someone. I am a human being with views and opinions of my own just like you. I am also a member of the forum which gives me a right to post my opinions, also just like you. Have fun wasting your life, 'serving' something that doesnt exist.

Sincerely.

[gilligan]

^^ haha

i was hahing at da