The Rules of Political Correctness

BigRon · 08-24-2006, 09:20 PM

When it comes to the Israeli-Arab conflict:

Rule # 1: In the Middle East, it is always the Arabs that attack first, and it's always Israel that defends itself. This is called "Retaliation".

Rule # 2: The Arabs, whether Palestinians or Lebanese, are not allowed to kill Israelis. This is called "Terrorism"

Rule # 3: Israel has the right to kill Arab civilians. This is called "Self-Defense",or, these days, "Collateral Damage".

Rule # 4: When Israel kills too many civilians, the Western world calls for restraint. This is called the "Reaction of the International Community".

Rule # 5: Palestinians and Lebanese do not have the right to capture Israeli military personnel, not even a limited number, not even 1 or 2. This is called "Kidnapping".

Rule # 6: Israel has the right to capture as many Palestinians as they want (Palestinians: around 10,000 to date, 300 of whom are children; Lebanese: 1,000s to date, being held without trial). There is no limit; there is no need for proof of guilt or trial. This is called "War on Terrorism".

Rule # 7: When you say "Hezbollah", always be sure to add "supported by Syria and Iran". This is called: "Axis of Evil"

Rule # 8: When you say "Israel", never say "supported by the USA, the UK and other European countries", for people (God forbid) might believe this is not a balanced conflict. This is called "Helping our Friends".

Rule # 9: When it comes to Israel, don't mention the words "occupied territories", "UN resolutions", or "Geneva Conventions". This could distress the audience, and is called "Anti-Semitism".

Rule # 10: Israelis speak better English than Arabs. This is why we let them speak out as much as possible, so that they can explain rules 1 through 9. This is called "Neutral Journalism".

Rule # 11: If you don't agree with these rules or if you favor the Arab side over the Israeli side, you must be a very dangerous anti-Semite. You may even have to make a public apology if you express your honest opinion like Mel Gibson. This is called "Democracy".

Please learn the proper terminology and use it appropriately to maintain your job; this is called "Equal Opportunity Employment".

TheBagman · 08-24-2006, 09:25 PM

Fuck Political Correctness.

dan, muthafucka! · 08-24-2006, 09:37 PM

man i fuckin hate rule 11. i get all these pasty-ass jews comin at me like they're straight outta israel but I've seen REAL cunts outta israel and they're NOT pale, nor do they have nasty fucking curled pubic hairs on their head, nor do they go all hardcore about a religion they don't even practice which is the basis for the nation that they for reasons unbeknownst to even themselves support. it really blows my mind how they label and defame people throwing the word anti-semite around carelessly when they're elitist pigs who ignore everyone that isn't jewish.

Crash · 08-24-2006, 09:39 PM

when your religion is persecuted by everyone but god himself for 3000 years, you tend to stick to your own kind, know what i mean vern?

AnnonUSA · 08-25-2006, 03:17 AM

Rule # 12 - Arabs like to kill other Arabs and if the Jews were all gone, they would still kill each other and others. Arabs are religiously oppressed by their leaders that take and squander all the regions riches and allow their people to live in poverty, this is called "Stupidity". And it makes more Arabs willing to give their own lives to a cause that will never be won. Arabs are jailed and killed by their own if they fail to conform to a religious ideal, and they usually have no choice in religion depending on where they live, this is called "Intolerance".

Rule # 13 - Both the Jews and Arabs have been at this for so long, with both sides playing the martyr, that the rest of the World is tired of it and could care less, this is called "Indifference".

Rule # 14 - The entire World bends over backwards to appease various Arab and Israeli Peoples, and to prop up corrupt Governments, and pretends to care about their problems, this is called "Needing Oil".

All of these rules are simplistic in nature and paint a one sided picture of the troubling conflicts, this is called PROPAGANDA!

taco · 08-25-2006, 03:45 AM

The taco abides by rule #13

suicidebonger · 08-25-2006, 05:56 AM

what about rule #15, only a fuckin jew would go around opy/pasting articles and making it seem like he wrote them... everyday

noone fuckin cares for the 94th time

BigRon · 08-25-2006, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by suicidebonger

what about rule #15, only a fuckin jew would go around opy/pasting articles and making it seem like he wrote them... everyday

noone fuckin cares for the 94th time

Fuck you bonger, you young punk and piece of trash, if you go by your logic no one would ever quote anyone.

BigRon · 08-25-2006, 12:16 PM

[quote=AnnonUSA;67992]Rule # 12 - Arabs like to kill other Arabs and if the Jews were all gone, they would still kill each other and others. Arabs are religiously oppressed by their leaders that take and squander all the regions riches and allow their people to live in poverty, this is called "Stupidity". And it makes more Arabs willing to give their own lives to a cause that will never be won. Arabs are jailed and killed by their own if they fail to conform to a religious ideal, and they usually have no choice in religion depending on where they live, this is called "Intolerance".

Rule # 13 - Both the Jews and Arabs have been at this for so long, with both sides playing the martyr, that the rest of the World is tired of it and could care less, this is called "Indifference".

Rule # 14 - The entire World bends over backwards to appease various Arab and Israeli Peoples, and to prop up corrupt Governments, and pretends to care about their problems, this is called "Needing Oil".

So Anonnon the day Isreal was formed it trowed 78 thousand Palestions out of there home to make room for them and continue to bulid settlements on palestions land to this day.

You use the excuse i saw the Isreali ambassaor use if we were"t here they would hate the US anyways.

But yet thats just pure theory.

Yet we support Isreal with money and military equipment and have stood by while they have abused the palestions,stole there land and put them in camps.

Vetoed in the UN sanations proposed by the UN against Isreal for human rights abusess.

And we have payed for them to do it,but i guess you think that has nothing to do with it

AnnonUSA · 08-25-2006, 12:39 PM

Ok Ron, where then should the Jews have made their homeland?

Now I'm not going to get really deep in this except to say this. There comes a time, when for the benefit of mankind, and for the benefit of a better future for your Children and their future families, that certain things that happened in History, should be forgotten about. Spilled Milk. Move on.

Does it make sense to perpetuate hatred and war, and to doom your own children to a life of war and death because you have to have a home on that piece of desert rather than this piece? There is plenty enough land there for everyone, the problem is that they all insist on not only inhabiting the same space, but of totally controlling it, and destroying anyone else that attempts to live there.

You cannot build a secure future on hatred and vendetta. Regardless of what the circumstances, I would:
#1 Never live anywhere that other people were trying to kill me all the time. #2 Never teach and instill so much hatred and intolerance in my own children, that it allows them to think that dying for a cause would be a good thing.
#3 Never allow religion to blind me or my family to the fact that life is about compromise and solving issues.

Fuck both sides in this bullshit. This is what happens when you are brainwashed by religion.

BigRon · 08-25-2006, 01:02 PM

Ok Annon what should be done with the palestions in the refugee camps? Isreal has allready said they can"t return?

I don"t believe Isreal has a right to steal someones land to form there own country, see people like you setback and talk shit but if it was your land or fathers land and someone trowed you off it,you would sing a different tune and its not angeint history they continue to steal land and bulid settlements to this day.

Crash · 08-25-2006, 01:09 PM

and who is responsible for the creation of israel? white, catholic, protestant men. in other words, the allied powers of WWII. Who caused this? Nazi germany.

Ironic, eh? goddamn hypocrite.

AnnonUSA · 08-25-2006, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by BigRon

Ok Annon what should be done with the palestions in the refugee camps? Isreal has allready said they can"t return?

Stuff them with Shit and throw them overboard!

suicidebonger · 08-25-2006, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by Crash

and who is responsible for the creation of israel? white, catholic, protestant men. in other words, the allied powers of WWII. Who caused this? Nazi germany.

Ironic, eh? goddamn hypocrite.

but he supports what germany did in WWII, if it was up to him there wouldnt have been anyjews to send anywhere.

|love-weed| · 08-25-2006, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by AnnonUSA

Ok Ron, where then should the Jews have made their homeland?

Now I'm not going to get really deep in this except to say this. There comes a time, when for the benefit of mankind, and for the benefit of a better future for your Children and their future families, that certain things that happened in History, should be forgotten about. Spilled Milk. Move on.

Does it make sense to perpetuate hatred and war, and to doom your own children to a life of war and death because you have to have a home on that piece of desert rather than this piece? There is plenty enough land there for everyone, the problem is that they all insist on not only inhabiting the same space, but of totally controlling it, and destroying anyone else that attempts to live there.

You cannot build a secure future on hatred and vendetta. Regardless of what the circumstances, I would:
#1 Never live anywhere that other people were trying to kill me all the time. #2 Never teach and instill so much hatred and intolerance in my own children, that it allows them to think that dying for a cause would be a good thing.
#3 Never allow religion to blind me or my family to the fact that life is about compromise and solving issues.

Fuck both sides in this bullshit. This is what happens when you are brainwashed by religion.

those words were beautiful, annon for president!!!