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08-22-2006, 02:36 PM
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| Amateur  suicidebonger is Offline Join Date: May 2006
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  | Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. copy/pasted it actually, its the lords prayer backwords its a hard read... but yeah send me to hell before u send me to heaven to go marry jesus(what u are suppossed to do in heaven) and all the other gay shit he wants... the devil is prob chill as fuck i see it as a giant party | ||||
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08-22-2006, 02:39 PM
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| I'm a high school congraduate.  taco is Offline Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Where it's warm
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    | Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. Originally Posted by suicidebonger
Wow, I actually tried reading it backwards and got a headache after three words. Evil shit indeed.
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08-22-2006, 02:45 PM
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| Amateur suicidebonger is Offline Join Date: May 2006
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| Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. yeah i'm not into that side of the church of satan stuff, i do do some reading about it though some of it having to do w/ their sins, statesments, and theories i could go along with alot more then i do w/ christianities.. but everyone really into religion is crazy, i went threw this thing where i read alot about religions, and oddly enough the church of satan makes the most sense.. still wouldnt worship it | ||||
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08-22-2006, 04:58 PM
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| Fucking Brutal  elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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 | Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. What he fuck did that guy say? | ||||
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01-23-2007, 10:13 PM
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| TOKEUP DEFECTOR  BigRon is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005
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 | Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. Originally Posted by Crunk Jewz
I did"t know god was lost.
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01-23-2007, 11:32 PM
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| One beer away from being an asshole  Jeff Bebe is Offline Join Date: Feb 2006
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 | Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. I"m so glad BigRon post"s here. I'm, sorry... I"m hopeful to the people who drink the kool-aid. | ||||
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01-24-2007, 04:11 AM
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| He makes me all tingley inside;)<3  daiseyduked is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: canada
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  | Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. oooo boy, o boy, o boy, o boy..... | ||||
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01-24-2007, 09:06 AM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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 | Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. Originally Posted by TheDude
I do not know, but it sure is archive worthy.
Originally Posted by daiseyduked
You should read me and Bisquick's MSN conversations. They are.... out there...
Originally Posted by BigRon
God needs a map.
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02-21-2007, 04:21 PM
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| Amateur DanielTulip is Offline Join Date: Feb 2007
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 | Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. Originally Posted by Crunk Jewz
Facinating.
I've read parts of the Satanic Bible. Anton Stanzor LeVey. Or something like that. Shit's funny though  | ||||
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02-21-2007, 04:25 PM
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| Amateur DanielTulip is Offline Join Date: Feb 2007
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| Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. Exerpt from "The Black Mass" chapter: a defrocked priest stands before an altar consisting of a nude woman, her legs spread-eagled and vagina thrust open, each of her outstretched fists grasping a black candle made from the fat of unbaptized babies, and a chalice containing the urine of a prostitute (or blood) reposing on her belly. An inverted cross hangs above the altar, and triangular hosts of ergot-laden bread or black-stained turnip are methodically blessed as the priest dutifully slips them in and out of the altar-lady's labia. Then, we are told, an invocation to Satan and various demons is followed by an array of prayers and psalms chanted backwards or interspersed with obscenities . . . all performed within the confines of a "protective" pentagram drawn on the floor. If the Devil appears he is invariably in the form of a rather eager man wearing the head of a black goat upon his shoulders. Then follows a potpourri of flagellation, prayer-book burning, cunnilingus, fellatio, and general hindquarters kissing - all done to a background of ribald recitations from the Holy Bible, and audible expectorations on the cross! If a baby can be slaughtered during the ritual, so much the better; for as everyone knows, this is the favorite sport of the Satanist! | ||||
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02-21-2007, 04:27 PM
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| Amateur DanielTulip is Offline Join Date: Feb 2007
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| Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. The satanic bible is actually a great literary source (much like the bible) for names. In this case it's the evil names of old: Abaddon - (Hebrew) the destroyer Adramelech - Samarian devil Ahpuch - Mayan devil Ahriman - Mazdean devil Amon - Egyptian ram-headed god of life and reproduction Apollyon - Greek synonym for Satan, the arch fiend Asmodeus - Hebrew devil of sensuality and luxury, originally "creature of judgement" Astaroth - Phoenician goddess of lasciviousness, equivalent of Babylonian Ishtar Azazel - (Hebrew) taught man to make weapons of war, introduced cosmetics Baalberith - Canaanite Lord of the covenant who was later made a devil Balaam - Hebrew Devil of avarice and greed Baphomet - worshipped by the Templars as symbolic of Satan Bast - Egyptian goddess of pleasure represented by the cat Beelzebub - (Hebrew) Lord of the Flies, taken from symbolism of the scarab Behemoth - Hebrew personification of Satan in the form of an elephant Beherit - Syriac name for Satan Bilé - Celtic god of Hell Chemosh - national god of Moabites, later a devil Cimeries - rides a black horse and rules Africa Coyote - American Indian devil Dagon - Philistine avenging devil of the sea Damballa - Voodoo serpent god Demogorgon - Greek name of the devil, it is said should not be known to mortals Diabolus - (Greek) "flowing downwards" Dracula - Romanian name for devil Emma-O - Japanese ruler of Hell Euronymous - Greek prince of death Fenriz - son of Loki, depicted as a wolf Gorgo - dim. of Demogorgon, Greek name of the devil Haborym - Hebrew synonym for Satan Hecate - Greek goddess of the underworld and witchcraft Ishtar - Babylonian goddess of fertility Kali - (Hindu) daughter of Shiva, high priestess of the Thuggees Lilith - Hebrew female devil, Adam's first wife who taught him the ropes Loki - Teutonic devil Mammon - Aramaic god of wealth and profit Mania - Etruscan goddess of Hell Mantus - Etruscan god of Hell Marduk - god of the city of Babylon Mastema - Hebrew synonym for Satan Melek Taus - Yezidi devil Mephistopheles - (Greek) he who shuns the light, q. v. Faust Metztli - Aztec goddess of the night Mictian - Aztec god of death Midgard - son of Loki, depicted as a serpent Milcom - Ammonite devil Moloch - Phoenician and Canaanite devil Mormo - (Greek) King of the Ghouls, consort of Hecate Naamah - Hebrew female devil of seduction Nergal - Babylonian god of Hades Nihasa - American Indian devil Nija - Polish god of the underworld O-Yama - Japanese name for Satan Pan - Greek god of lust, later relegated to devildom Pluto - Greek god of the underworld Proserpine - Greek queen of the underworld Pwcca - Welsh name for Satan Rimmon - Syrian devil worshipped at Damascus Sabazios - Phrygian origin, identified with Dionysos, snake worship Saitan - Enochian equivalent of Satan Sammael - (Hebrew) "venom of God" Samnu - Central Asian devil Sedit - American Indian devil Sekhmet - Egyptian goddess of vengeance Set - Egyptian devil Shaitan - Arabic name for Satan Shiva - (Hindu) the destroyer Supay - Inca god of the underworld T'an-mo - Chinese counterpart to the devil, covetousness, desire Tchort - Russian name for Satan, "black god" Tezcatlipoca - Aztec god of Hell Thamuz - Sumerian god who later was relegated to devildom Thoth - Egyptian god of magic Tunrida - Scandinavian female devil Typhon - Greek personification of Satan Yaotzin - Aztec god of Hell Yen-lo-Wang - Chinese ruler of Hell interesting shit | ||||
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02-21-2007, 06:48 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. Originally Posted by DanielTulip
Naw dude... I used to go to high school, and even a year of college with this kid, before he dropped out. He is an odd case.
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04-01-2007, 12:42 PM
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| I'll smoke it for you baby!  Jeff Limpio is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In a world without ShiTvers!!!
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 | Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. limpio is satan! | ||||
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04-01-2007, 12:47 PM
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| the szooze button on a smoke alarm  TacoSusio is Offline Join Date: May 2006 Location: in my own little world
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 | Re: (SAY NO TO SATANISM!) It's da420's fault I can't get hired. Originally Posted by TacoLimpio
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